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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:11 am 
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Yes. I'm the silent benefactor that has been running the box since the move to neskimoforums.com. I keeps the software updated, as well as fighting back the armies of Russian robots and Chinese hackers in my spare time. You know, no big. It's #whatev.

I've been here for years, in the shadows. Watching you. Reading about you. Smelling you. When your toast was overcooked that one day? I was there. I moved the dial. When your condom broke? That was me, trying to put a little random encounter into your life. I know everything about you. Your favorite named crayon. Your belt size. How many strands of hair there are on your earlobe. Yes. I know much about this world and the people inside of it.

And soon. Soon children. It will all fall down. In its place? Anew.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:41 am 
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Anonymous benefactor, huh?

Fuck me, so you're like our Mrs. Havisham or something?

Am I going to be a gentleman, Bitterman? I've always wanted to be a gentleman.

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For someone who uses the ":3" emoticon way too much you're a scary motherfucker.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:46 am 
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Am I going to be a gentleman, Bitterman? I've always wanted to be a gentleman.

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I'm just running around with my dick out going "Weeee!"


i don't know. you tell me.

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Your belt size.

HA! I don't even WEAR a belt!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 4:37 am 
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S1eepy wrote:
Nameless88 wrote:
Am I going to be a gentleman, Bitterman? I've always wanted to be a gentleman.

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I'm just running around with my dick out going "Weeee!"


i don't know. you tell me.


I have such great expectations.

Such.

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Expectations. :911::

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For someone who uses the ":3" emoticon way too much you're a scary motherfucker.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:04 am 
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I know everything about you. Your favorite named crayon.

PROVE IT.

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This thread's topic ID is over 9000. I don't have to prove anything.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:12 am 
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how soon?

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LIVE CHAT

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:57 pm 
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Forums Arcades! High scores!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:25 am 
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Where? I don't see either.

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Where? I don't see either.


I'm just shooting ideas. That'd be cool.

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Where? I don't see either.


I'm just shooting ideas. That'd be cool.

:facepalm: Oh, haha.

That would be cool. I just thought that since you and Gimp both shouted out things, you were excited about them existing on here or something.

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Where? I don't see either.


I'm just shooting ideas. That'd be cool.

:facepalm: Oh, haha.

That would be cool. I just thought that since you and Gimp both shouted out things, you were excited about them existing on here or something.

HOOKERS AND BEER

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Weren't we gonna get an arcade game, like ages ago?

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Weren't we gonna get an arcade game, like ages ago?


Bradford said he didn't have the knowledge to do it.

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I temporarily suck at my own life, will fix this soon :D

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7 months later.

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