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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:31 am 
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peg legs.

they don't have feet or faces either, something that is probably fairly important for a woman to have.

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Up until recent times, fat women were the way to go. Think back to aristocratic societies. The rich wouldn't have to work outside doing manual labor, and they could afford a lot of rich food. So, 300, 400 years ago, pale and fat was totally in. Look at famous paintings from the time period, and you'll see a lot of curvy pale women. Fast forward to today, our noble class is replaced with celebrities and Hollywood. And they work out to stay thin, and go to tanning salons. Fattening food is cheap and abundant, so it's no longer a sign of wealth and power.

It's just kind of interesting to see what our sexual preferences do over the ages based on who's in charge and what's available resource-wise.

in the animal kingdom fatness is a sign of prosperity. past a certain point, it's a sign of a safety, ie, you could only be this fat if there is lots of food and nothing dangerous. Also fatness has gone in and out of style a lot - i think it's related to the influence of specific icons of beauty, like queens.

it did take 30 doctors for that donna simpson lady to give birth.

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The first sculptural representations of the human body 20,000–35,000 years ago depict obese females. Some attribute the Venus figurines to the tendency to emphasize fertility while others feel they represent "fatness" in the people of the time.[9] Corpulence is, however, absent in both Greek and Roman art, probably in keeping with their ideals regarding moderation. This continued through much of Christian European history, with only those of low socioeconomic status being depicted as obese.[citation needed]
During the Renaissance some of the upper class began flaunting their large size, as can be seen in portraits of Henry the VIII and Alessandro del Borro.[9] Rubens (1577–1640) regularly depicted full-bodied women in his pictures, from which derives the term Rubenesque. These women, however, still maintained the "hourglass" shape with its relationship to fertility.[161] During the 19th century, views on obesity changed in the Western world. After centuries of obesity being synonymous with wealth and social status, slimness began to be seen as the desirable standard.[9]


I don't mean to be offensive to anyone on the board (fat men rule, it's a fact), but having some very close friends who have been pretty overweight and lost it and knowing their stories, I generally see it as a character weakness, or at the very least a conscious choice to not take steps to be healthier. Generally I am repelled by obese women, I'm afraid. Not that fat girls don't compensate in other ways. plus, apparently ugly girls do it better.

PS I see all sorts of things as character weaknesses, nobody's perfect. I can hardly claim not to have a self-control issue. But as henry rollins said (im paraphrasing), you never put the premium gas in your shit car, but for allegory's sake let's say your body is a Lamborghini. If you put shitty, dirty, unrefined gas in that thing you're not going to get the best out of it, and if you don't keep it tuned-up, and take it out and open her up once in a while you'll fuck up your engine.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:21 am 
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I like thicker women, but the last girl was not to my tastes. I prefer a little proportion to my curves, keep it together ladies hahaha

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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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A big thing for me is the face. I figure I am going to spend a lot of time looking at it, so it might as well be awesome.

From there, really I like any type of girl. Its all in their style and stuff. I definitely like big breasts and big booties, so those help too. I can see beauty in many types of women as long as they have a face.

plus, bigger girls (from my experience) give the best head on the planet. They fucking suck it like a champ! They dont complain about it either, it just fucking gets done!

As for the peg legs, i thought this sounded funny in my head.

*in the future driving in your space car with your friend, you see a girl on the side of the road*
You:Dude, that chick is pretty hot!
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I got lucky and scored a former big girl (gastric bypass + exercise, diet and some surgery).

Sure she was carrying her Vcard and I had to teach her everything she knows, but the girl sucks dick like a champ. She seriously beats out a lot of pornstars and pretty soon she's gonna take it up the pooper too... I'm gonna miss her when/if this ends

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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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I got lucky and scored a former big girl (gastric bypass + exercise, diet and some surgery).

Sure she was carrying her Vcard and I had to teach her everything she knows, but the girl sucks dick like a champ. She seriously beats out a lot of pornstars and pretty soon she's gonna take it up the pooper too... I'm gonna miss her when/if this ends



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With all this discussion (!) going on about curves it made me realize, even though I love a thicker woman with a curvy body and don't generally care for the thin ladies...I would bang the shit out of Olivia Wilde

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Don't know what it is, but this woman drives me mad.

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plus, bigger girls (from my experience) give the best head on the planet. They fucking suck it like a champ! They dont complain about it either, it just fucking gets done!


oh come on, all women are filthy. :buddy:

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plus, bigger girls (from my experience) give the best head on the planet. They fucking suck it like a champ! They dont complain about it either, it just fucking gets done!


oh come on, all women are filthy. :buddy:


no friend, not all. some are uptight and stuck up. They just wanna get it over with.

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plus, bigger girls (from my experience) give the best head on the planet. They fucking suck it like a champ! They dont complain about it either, it just fucking gets done!


oh come on, all women are filthy. :buddy:


no friend, not all. some are uptight and stuck up. They just wanna get it over with.


Indeed. Some are that way... :?

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With all this discussion (!) going on about curves it made me realize, even though I love a thicker woman with a curvy body and don't generally care for the thin ladies...I would bang the shit out of Olivia Wilde

Don't know what it is, but this woman drives me mad [i]wild[i].

:yeeeeahhhhh:

I'm trying to think who else I can post on here that you guys might appreciation. That last girl is kind of more around my range that I enjoy in women, soo...I dunno, I gotta do some digging around or something. :cookieshmm:


Also, I'm not really a fan of getting head, honestly. I think my first girlfriend ruined it for me because TEETH!!!! FUCKING TEEEEEEETTTTHHHHHHHHH. Also, I always take way too long, so before I'm done, their jaw ends up just hurting like crazy.

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plus, bigger girls (from my experience) give the best head on the planet. They fucking suck it like a champ! They dont complain about it either, it just fucking gets done!


oh come on, all women are filthy. :buddy:


no friend, not all. some are uptight and stuck up. They just wanna get it over with.

not in my experience. :yeeeeahhhhh:

edit: since the best sex i've had and continue to have is in a long term relationship, i'm going to go ahead and throw my vote in for older women. my ex wanted it twice before bed, woke me up in the middle of the night, and before work, and don't plan to get anything done on weekends.

Good thing I was 20 and horny as hell.

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Snifit wrote:
With all this discussion (!) going on about curves it made me realize, even though I love a thicker woman with a curvy body and don't generally care for the thin ladies...I would bang the shit out of Olivia Wilde

Don't know what it is, but this woman drives me mad [i]wild[i].

:yeeeeahhhhh:

I'm trying to think who else I can post on here that you guys might appreciation. That last girl is kind of more around my range that I enjoy in women, soo...I dunno, I gotta do some digging around or something. :cookieshmm:


Also, I'm not really a fan of getting head, honestly. I think my first girlfriend ruined it for me because TEETH!!!! FUCKING TEEEEEEETTTTHHHHHHHHH. Also, I always take way too long, so before I'm done, their jaw ends up just hurting like crazy.


Damn Nameless, that Sucks... I feel like you're missing out because of your fear and toothy women. I think if someone really did it right for you it'd be wonderful. Though you reminded me of this:


To me a blowjob can be magical. I have been lucky to have had women who were decent all the way up to toe curling amazing. Even if they were newbish, i was able to give them enough tips and tricks to ultimately change their style for the better, so that other guys could experience greatness.
The thing is, the mouth is like an intelligent vagina. Its warm, Wet, but also has a tongue. It can stimulate different parts of your dick at a moments notice. It can increase and decrease pressure at a moments notice. It can get wetter and wetter. If theres also a silky hand involved and the suck/handy ratio is just right, you can be put into a marvelous coma.
Don't get me wrong, I love the silky warm feeling of a nice wet pussy, but man, the mouth can do more than say stupid shit. :D

Also gimp, i know what you mean to an extent. Its funny sometimes we will just randomly wake up in the middle of the night, and it happens. I blame her though cause she will rub her butt on me and she knows that could set me off. so i have to rape her good and proper. Maybe we need a separate thread to discuss our kinks or seedy escapades. I mean, we are all family.

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I showed my friend that exact video, and now she won't stop biting me... not that I mind.

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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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ugh, it was every night. i like sleep too.
waking up for the second time in a night during her period with her on top of me was a common occurrence.

it was a bottomless pit of sex.

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Damn Nameless, that Sucks... I feel like you're missing out because of your fear and toothy women. I think if someone really did it right for you it'd be wonderful.


Yeah...probably tmi here, but, having a big dick isn't all it's cracked up to be. :coookieesssss: Small mouth + big dick? Yeah, that's not gonna work. Even a regular sized mouth, I don't think it works really nicely. And stamina-wise, her jaw hurts way before I'm done.

Honestly, though, I prefer giving oral than receiving it. :redv: (This guy knows what I'm talkin' 'bout. Aw yeah.)

Oh, and if we want a separate thread to continue discussions, lemme know, I can split this in half ("Hey, that's my wife you're talking about!" :downsrim: ).

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im right there with you when it comes to giving oral too. Apparently I'm pretty l337... but to me the stuff I do just makes sense to me. I am baffled when I hear that other guys do bat shit insane stuff that doesn't even make sense. "Oh baby, do you like when i rub this cheese grater on your gash?" FUCK DUDE!

I mean its all right there, it doesnt seem that complicated to me.

oh well.

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I'm apparently really good at oral, too. Either that, or every person all of my exes and current girlfriend where with before me were fucking terrible at it. I think it's easier to just assume that I kick ass at it.

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so to get back on topic, .

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She also has a pretty solid Megara from Hercules. Aside from the innate appeal of banging various fictional characters, I think SHE as a regular person is really cute.

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Drunk.. Dont care ex girlfriend dump


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Drunk.. Dont care ex girlfriend dump


EX-girlfriend? Aw but you guys seemes so cute/happy.


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Those striped pants look weird. Like, I don't get how you'd walk in those. :cookieshmm:

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