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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:12 pm 
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Yeah, his older brother is really cool. He used to play dodgeball with us, dunno if you remember him.


AH, FUCKING DANIEL! YES!

Wow....

Also, I talked to dad and informed him about this. He laughed his fucking ass off.


Yeah. I hope he's doing okay, he's a good guy. Brother's very durp. But, he's cool, haha.

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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:09 am 
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Nameless88 wrote:
LocrianDm wrote:
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Yeah, his older brother is really cool. He used to play dodgeball with us, dunno if you remember him.


AH, FUCKING DANIEL! YES!

Wow....

Also, I talked to dad and informed him about this. He laughed his fucking ass off.


Yeah. I hope he's doing okay, he's a good guy. Brother's very durp. But, he's cool, haha.


dude just wanted to party like mom wasn't home at another person's house. i'm surprised he didn't order pizza hut.

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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 4:25 am 
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S1eepy wrote:
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LocrianDm wrote:
Nameless88 wrote:
Yeah, his older brother is really cool. He used to play dodgeball with us, dunno if you remember him.


AH, FUCKING DANIEL! YES!

Wow....

Also, I talked to dad and informed him about this. He laughed his fucking ass off.


Yeah. I hope he's doing okay, he's a good guy. Brother's very durp. But, he's cool, haha.


dude just wanted to party like mom wasn't home at another person's house. i'm surprised he didn't order pizza hut.

He *did* bring his own salad, to be fair.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:23 pm 
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I think I just won this thread, guys.

http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/to ... clo.reddit
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"...He also ate a salad that he brought with him, according to detectives."


And what's even better is what he had on him:
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Police confiscated a bag full of marijuana, other drug paraphernalia, a wig, a towel and a pouch of chewing tobacco



Getting mugged outside a nightclub in the early morning while on acid and having to explain the contents of my bag to a police officer while tripping saved me from ever getting an embarrassing write up like this methinks. Three stand-outs were coloured kids modelling clay, a water-proof disposable camera, and a huge textbook on how memory works.
Also, I think all of my wigs are in the same location as my drug paraphernalia for the sake of convenience. :coookieesssss:
Oh and that time I almost choked a junky ex-friend to unconsciousness because he wouldnt let go of my throat? He was smacked out all day in a long straight purple wig. :facepalm:
I live in the country and we were out all day, I was convinced he was going to get me beaten up or arrested.


Huh, almost forgotten that guy existed. Still, if I ever saw him crossing the street I'd speed up. he lied to me constantly, he stole from my friends, he put my family in danger, he attacked me, and then stole from me. and why? I was doing him a favour and letting him and his awful dog stay. Ka-thump ba-dump

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:33 am 
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OH, Florida.... I both love and hate that I live here.

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/florida-man-arrested-calling-911-cat-denied-entry-strip-club/

Edit : Sorry, the page has annoying video adds. Warning for your volume.

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I know this story is a few weeks old, but I'm just now hearing about it.

http://www.kspr.com/news/local/marionvi ... 0_25503568

A guy went on this antisemitic killing spree.

The mayor of the town goes on TV, and says shit like "I kind of agree with his beliefs" and, "There some things that are going on in this country that are destroying us. We've got a false economy and it's, some of those corporations are run by Jews"

NPR was running some report about folks out in the Ozarks and talked about this and I just couldn't stop laughing that like, this exists.

I find idiocy like that just... hilarious.

1) I can't believe anybody in this day and age is an actual antisemite

2) WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ON TV?!!?!?!?

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/cops-stun-gun-drunken-man-water-park-article-1.1864976

In the land of Lego, a man named Pterodactyl claimed the lazy river for 30 minutes... until he was tazered.

Oh man, I wish I could have witnessed this.

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http://www.skynews.com.au/video/program ... adata.html

crazy new laws coming in. what are they? who knows? definitely not the attorney-general.

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