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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:38 pm 
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What the... No... can't be real. No way. :psyduck:

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Here I come, Pai Mei!

http://gma.yahoo.com/video/news-26797925/woman-survives-being-buried-alive-digs-herself-with-engagement-ring-27529072.html

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:12 pm 
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/po ... 29995.html
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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/police-arrest-man-accused-light-saber-assault-toys-162829995.html
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/2 ... 10100.html

Went to school with this girl and played soccer with her. :facepalm: What the fuck.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:23 am 
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Hash browns, perhaps similar to those found within Shultis' pants.


that geeked me the fuck out.

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The sophomore admitted to shoving $1.06 worth of hash browns inside of her pants to avoid paying for them.
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Shultis was taken to Clarke County Jail and released on $1,500 bail


what the fuck. really? $1.5k bail over $1.06. you've gotta be kidding me. stuffing taters in your trousers is pretty dumb, yeah, but $1,500 bail over four quarters a nickle and a penny has has got to be the most retarded thing i've seen this week. the legal system gets the stupid stamp this time. . .
and the contender was potato panties. . . who'da thunk it.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:14 pm 
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what the fuck. really? $1.5k bail over $1.06. you've gotta be kidding me. stuffing taters in your trousers is pretty dumb, yeah, but $1,500 bail over four quarters a nickle and a penny has has got to be the most retarded thing i've seen this week. the legal system gets the stupid stamp this time. . .
and the contender was potato panties. . . who'da thunk it.


No, this one I understand. that's the stupid tax, cuz fuck this dumb bitch. Besides, she gets the money back if she shows up to court :coookieesssss:

Also.... Science help our Australian friends...

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/spider-webs-encase-flooded-australia-slideshow/spiders-seen-webs-spun-round-dry-sticks-bush-photo-091147803.html

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what the fuck. really? $1.5k bail over $1.06. you've gotta be kidding me. stuffing taters in your trousers is pretty dumb, yeah, but $1,500 bail over four quarters a nickle and a penny has has got to be the most retarded thing i've seen this week. the legal system gets the stupid stamp this time. . .
and the contender was potato panties. . . who'da thunk it.


No, this one I understand. that's the stupid tax, cuz fuck this dumb bitch. Besides, she gets the money back if she shows up to court :coookieesssss:


oh; i though bail was a fine you could pay to get out of holding before trial. i didn't know you got it back.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:26 pm 
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oh; i though bail was a fine you could pay to get out of holding before trial. i didn't know you got it back.


Nah, it's collateral to make you come back for your day in court. Like that Penn State guy (Sandeski?), his wife put up their house as collateral to post bail. If he skips town now, the bail bondsman will sell their house to make the money back.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:48 pm 
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Nope. NOPE! NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEONPENOPENEOPENOEONPENOEPNNOENPEONEPONEOPNEPONEOPNOEPENPOENPOnOPEopnEPO JESUS FUCK GET OUT OF HERE

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:56 pm 
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I read that as a whole bunch of "OPEN"s

In regards to the article:
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:20 am 
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I read that as a whole bunch of "OPEN"s

That kind of works, too, right? Like, open this shit so I can get out of here? :cookieshmm:

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:19 am 
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Equal parts awesome and scary.

A whole bunch of my family lives there, they had to evacuate.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:30 am 
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I fear the spiders might already have them.

Neon, we have to go back. Bring a bandolier full of Raid canisters, and tuck your pants into your socks.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:16 pm 
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Raid is flammable...

They say that fire cleanses all... and tonight, we shall watch them burn...

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I'd buy

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what, they're just spiders. They eat bugs. Bugs are annoying.

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I'm not about to start wearing one of these.



the USA is for wimps :D

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:59 pm 
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Holy fucking balls. I want to kiss whoever wrote this article. They are a fucking genius.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/penguin-bites-newt-gingrich/2012/04/17/gIQA9YuhOT_blog.html

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:30 am 
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It's perhaps the biggest threat to the nation's mental wellbeing, yet it's freely available on every street – for pennies. The dealers claim it expands the mind and bolsters the intellect: users experience an initial rush of emotion (often euphoria or rage), followed by what they believe is a state of enhanced awareness. Tragically this "awareness" is a delusion. As they grow increasingly detached from reality, heavy users often exhibit impaired decision-making abilities, becoming paranoid, agitated and quick to anger. In extreme cases they've even been known to form mobs and attack people. Technically it's called "a newspaper", although it's better known by one of its many "street names", such as "The Currant Bun" or "The Mail" or "The Grauniad" (see me – Ed).

In its purest form, a newspaper consists of a collection of facts which, in controlled circumstances, can actively improve knowledge. Unfortunately, facts are expensive, so to save costs and drive up sales, unscrupulous dealers often "cut" the basic contents with cheaper material, such as wild opinion, bullshit, empty hysteria, reheated press releases, advertorial padding and photographs of Lady Gaga with her bum hanging out. The hapless user has little or no concept of the toxicity of the end product: they digest the contents in good faith, only to pay the price later when they find themselves raging incoherently in pubs, or – increasingly – on internet messageboards.


hahahahahahaha

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... erous-drug

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:21 pm 
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UMMM.....

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illblamesum1else wrote:


I read the first two sentences and then...

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/ ... ation.html

Heaven help us. Also, I want a print of the new version.

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ahahaha. oh man; this gives me an idea.

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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mi ... 49353.html
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:26 pm 
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That one made me lol.


Also this.



:coookieesssss: :coookieesssss: :coookieesssss: :coookieesssss: :coookieesssss:

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