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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:30 pm 
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That one made me lol.


Also this.



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LocrianDm wrote:
That one made me lol.


Also this.



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This isn't really much of an article. The hilarity is the press conference. You have to watch the video.

http://outkickthecoverage.com/tennessee-fraternity-denies-buttchugging-charge-in-press-conference-that-really-happened.php

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This isn't really much of an article. The hilarity is the press conference. You have to watch the video.

http://outkickthecoverage.com/tennessee-fraternity-denies-buttchugging-charge-in-press-conference-that-really-happened.php


Oh my. That guy is ridiculous.

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http://securityblog.verizonbusiness.com ... #more-2659
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edit: also i'll stick this here. http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/stn/spider.htm

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http://securityblog.verizonbusiness.com/2013/01/14/case-study-pro-active-log-review-might-be-a-good-idea/#more-2659
Man outsources job to china; watches cat videos on youtube


Sounds like one job I had a long time ago. I actually spent more time playing Tetris in the handicapped stall than I did at my desk. I learned that my limit of on-can time before my legs start to tingle is about 17 minutes, 25 before they actually go numb.

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gimp wrote:
http://securityblog.verizonbusiness.com/2013/01/14/case-study-pro-active-log-review-might-be-a-good-idea/#more-2659
Man outsources job to china; watches cat videos on youtube


Sounds like one job I had a long time ago. I actually spent more time playing Tetris in the handicapped stall than I did at my desk. I learned that my limit of on-can time before my legs start to tingle is about 17 minutes, 25 before they actually go numb.

Congratulations, I will never hire you to do anything.

Edit: except maybe to play Tetris on the toilet for <20mins.

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gimp wrote:
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gimp wrote:
http://securityblog.verizonbusiness.com/2013/01/14/case-study-pro-active-log-review-might-be-a-good-idea/#more-2659
Man outsources job to china; watches cat videos on youtube


Sounds like one job I had a long time ago. I actually spent more time playing Tetris in the handicapped stall than I did at my desk. I learned that my limit of on-can time before my legs start to tingle is about 17 minutes, 25 before they actually go numb.

Congratulations, I will never hire you to do anything.

Edit: except maybe to play Tetris on the toilet for <20mins.


Heh, truth. At that time, however, I finished all my work by noon most days, and then everyone else's work as well. I knew by the time it got that bad that I was getting laid off anyways so I just stopped caring.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11172054

Ok it's three years old but the first two paragraphs are legitimately the funniest thing I've ever read. It's a racist joke come true.


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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11172054

Ok it's three years old but the first two paragraphs are legitimately the funniest thing I've ever read. It's a racist joke come true.


Ok, mine is the third paragraph. Holy shit... I mean, six people jumped in to help and NONE of them could swim?!? If you can't swim, why the fuck would you jump in? Take off your shirt and use it as a rope!

THERE'S SIX OF YOU! FORM A HUMAN FUCKING CHAIN!

Also, the names of the six victims... Made me look to see if I was reading the Onion...

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haha. yeah. . .

on a related note: i saw one of the best captions on the news in passing: "Accidental Racist"

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I think I just won this thread, guys.

http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/to ... clo.reddit

I know this dude. I was in boy scouts with him.

It hurts. It's kind of hilarious/schadenfreude/cringeworthy reading this, though. Just...wow.

Guys, seriously, this shit...it's like...I feel like this old friend of mine is just setting up an Aristocrats joke or something:
[Reveal] Spoiler:
"Vickery told police he got into the home through an unlocked door. He told investigators he went upstairs to masturbate in the bathroom when he found a remote control helicopter. Vickery said he found some batteries and started playing with the helicopter. He also ate a salad that he brought with him, according to detectives."


And what's even better is what he had on him:
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Police confiscated a bag full of marijuana, other drug paraphernalia, a wig, a towel and a pouch of chewing tobacco


It's like...poetry, almost. This guy I grew up and went to school with, he's either gone full retard...or he's the new Andy Kaufman. I have no idea anymore.

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I think I just won this thread, guys.

http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/to ... clo.reddit

I know this dude. I was in boy scouts with him.

It hurts. It's kind of hilarious/schadenfreude/cringeworthy reading this, though. Just...wow.

I lost it at "He also ate a salad that he brought with him, according to detectives."

Like.

What if you were that detective? "Yes, news media, rest assured, I can inform you with confidence that a salad was, in fact, eaten. We have yet to identify the dressing."

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He didn't forget to bring a towel! :awesome:

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It's so fucking weird.

I'm convinced he's a comedy genius. I mean, he did rob an Ace Hardware a few years ago, but...it's clear to me that he's transcended doing stupid criminal shit, and he's now doing live art pieces, or something. That's the only explanation I have for this.

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Did he expect the robbery to take so long that he'd eventually need a snack? And did he think it was too much of an invasion of privacy to look into their fridge and eat their food?

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Did he expect the robbery to take so long that he'd eventually need a snack? And did he think it was too much of an invasion of privacy to look into their fridge and eat their food?

"I'm already trespassing here... I don't want to invade this family's privacy by looking in their fridge. I'll just eat the salad I brought, masturbate in the bathroom and be on my way."

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Did he expect the robbery to take so long that he'd eventually need a snack? And did he think it was too much of an invasion of privacy to look into their fridge and eat their food?

"I'm already trespassing here... I don't want to invade this family's privacy by looking in their fridge. I'll just eat the salad I brought, masturbate in the bathroom and be on my way."


I don't even know, man.

Honestly, this kid was never really the smartest. I remember on a boy scout camping trip one time, we were camping out at a jamboree on a farm or something, and an old dog wandered up, and he started playing with her nipples, because they were all droopy, and he was like "ha ha, weird." *poke poke*

Actually...shit, that explains a lot about this guy, I think. :cookieshmm:

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Did he expect the robbery to take so long that he'd eventually need a snack? And did he think it was too much of an invasion of privacy to look into their fridge and eat their food?

"I'm already trespassing here... I don't want to invade this family's privacy by looking in their fridge. I'll just eat the salad I brought, masturbate in the bathroom and be on my way."


I don't even know, man.

Honestly, this kid was never really the smartest. I remember on a boy scout camping trip one time, we were camping out at a jamboree on a farm or something, and an old dog wandered up, and he started playing with her nipples, because they were all droopy, and he was like "ha ha, weird." *poke poke*

Actually...shit, that explains a lot about this guy, I think. :cookieshmm:


AHH, I FUCKING KNEW IT!

I saw this article the other day and was like "I fucking know that guy...." But couldn't figure out where from. He has an older brother too that I think I went to school with.

Oh man, I'm calling dad, he's gotta hear about this one.

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Yeah, his older brother is really cool. He used to play dodgeball with us, dunno if you remember him.

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Yeah, his older brother is really cool. He used to play dodgeball with us, dunno if you remember him.


AH, FUCKING DANIEL! YES!

Wow....

Also, I talked to dad and informed him about this. He laughed his fucking ass off.

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