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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:10 am 
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So, if you don't know what http://www.omegle.com/ is, its basically a site that pairs you with one other person and you chat. About anything. No rules. No profiles.

Recently, they added the option to ask a question and then watch two people talk it out. I have a particular question that I ask because it actually tends to spur serious discussion, and apparently people learn from it.

Then there are people who don't.

This log is long, but its SO WORTH IT.

http://pastebin.com/HeLZpaMQ

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:26 am 
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I'm still laughing at the snippets you sent me when they were still talking.

Like a bowling ball!

Bro, help!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:27 am 
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I am trying to think of good shoops for those.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:47 am 
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Or I'd be the Governor of Texas. Boom!


My god this is amazing :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:22 am 
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People are fucking crazy, haha. Stranger 1 sounds like a total choad.

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For someone who uses the ":3" emoticon way too much you're a scary motherfucker.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:29 am 
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Stranger 1: I don't know if you're religious but reading the bible really helps

Stranger 1: a lot

Stranger 2: It helps me pick up women?

Stranger 1: of course

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Stranger 1: I actually get attacked by demons everytime I do it

WOW! What a thrilling plot-turn!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:36 am 
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Directed by M Night Shyamalan. :coookieesssss:

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:17 pm 
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you know. i'm disappointed you disconnected when you did. dude has a total boner for god, be that as it may. however, you had a rather unique situation on your hands. this man was being truthful on what he thinks about the world. right or wrong; doesn't matter. if thats the way he has rationalized it: well then i'm sorry he has those 'things' to deal with, but he did it to himself.

however, your trolling actually hit upon something which was previously a 'problem' in his life and he spend time on that. for this man, ironically enough, masturbation is an invested topic. most people won't tell you what a lot of them are, and you hit on one. when you trigger one people have a tendency to drop psychological defenses in order to pursue the topic better. you had a real play thing whose mind you really could have explored hooked.

point is: when you break through those barriers and get enough people to really tell you what they believe, the nitty gritty, you'll find that 100% of us are bat shit insane. we just like to cover up our answers to a lot of the questions nobody can answer for us. religious groups find a feign strength knowing that there are others who believe the same as them. this makes them more vocal about it. the only thing they've been saved from is the nagging desire to have those questions answered. for those of us who chose to think through them on our own: the answers often frighten us and leave us feeling alienated due to how absurd it sounds in comparison to the nine to five. so we keep these things hidden.

with this man you went from masturbation to demons in a blink of an eye. you could have kept this one rolling all night.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:44 pm 
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you know. i'm disappointed you disconnected when you did. dude has a total boner for god, be that as it may. however, you had a rather unique situation on your hands. this man was being truthful on what he thinks about the world. right or wrong; doesn't matter. if thats the way he has rationalized it: well then i'm sorry he has those 'things' to deal with, but he did it to himself.

however, your trolling actually hit upon something which was previously a 'problem' in his life and he spend time on that. for this man, ironically enough, masturbation is an invested topic. most people won't tell you what a lot of them are, and you hit on one. when you trigger one people have a tendency to drop psychological defenses in order to pursue the topic better. you had a real play thing whose mind you really could have explored hooked.

point is: when you break through those barriers and get enough people to really tell you what they believe, the nitty gritty, you'll find that 100% of us are bat shit insane. we just like to cover up our answers to a lot of the questions nobody can answer for us. religious groups find a feign strength knowing that there are others who believe the same as them. this makes them more vocal about it. the only thing they've been saved from is the nagging desire to have those questions answered. for those of us who chose to think through them on our own: the answers often frighten us and leave us feeling alienated due to how absurd it sounds in comparison to the nine to five. so we keep these things hidden.

with this man you went from masturbation to demons in a blink of an eye. you could have kept this one rolling all night.


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Recently, they added the option to ask a question and then watch two people talk it out. I have a particular question that I ask because it actually tends to spur serious discussion, and apparently people learn from it.


:coookieesssss:

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:21 pm 
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Yeah, it wasn't me. i asked the question and then two people talked about it. I won't even pretend to be able to troll that hard. I'm not witty enough. I would know where to go once we hit the demon shit, but before that? Nah.

I'm STILL slightly uncertain of if hes a Poe or not.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:14 am 
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So I was asked a good question and hit omegle with it.



You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 2: O_O
Stranger 2 has disconnected



Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 1: WHY IS OMEGLE SO HORNY??
Stranger 2: this is simultaneously disturbing me and making me think a little too deeply...
Stranger 1: resist!!
Stranger 2: especially since I don't have a penis!
Stranger 1: HIGH FIVE ME TOO
Stranger 2: woo! oh that is just putting weird pictures in my head!
Stranger 1: .... i know O_O same here...
Stranger 1: quickly we need to change the topic!!
Stranger 1: its a matter of life and death!



Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 1: id rather have the nipples
Stranger 1: im a guy
Stranger 2: where do u get those questions?? lol
Stranger 1: lol....the spy is pretty (note: I cannot spell 'weird' correctly)
Stranger 2: i am quite happy with my nipples thank u very much, weird spy
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 1: lol...so are you male or female?
Stranger 2: female
Stranger 2: of course

You think I'm weird lady?

Stranger 2: although, i hate the word female
Stranger 2: female makes me feel like a dog or sth
Stranger 2: i mean when u take ur dog to the docters, they say: is it a female??
Stranger 1: yea...they don't say is the dog a lady or a girl...lol
Stranger 2: they sure don't

I believe the term is "bitch". :coookieesssss:



Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 2: o_o
Stranger 2: ... 7,9 inches nipples...
Stranger 2: Well
Stranger 2: NO
Stranger 2 has disconnected



Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 2: :S
Stranger 1: penis sized nipples
Stranger 1: you can operate that
Stranger 2: Yeah...
Stranger 2: Good thinking. ^_^
Stranger 1: also it would look fucking hilarious
Stranger 1: XD
Stranger 2: Haha yeah. XD



Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 2: Hahahaha
Stranger 2: Fucking great
Stranger 2: hmm
Stranger 2: Definatly nipple-sized penis
Stranger 2: It would just look fuckedup with the nipples and there is more to life than sex



Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 2: penis sized nipple
Stranger 2 has disconnected

By having two tabs open i can ask my thought-provoking question to two people about 50 times a minute, and there are about 14,000 people online. Spamming this fast though you hit the same people again and again.



Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 2: Are you retarded? Seriously.
Stranger 2: I've gotten this question like 10times.
Stranger 2: Take the hint..
Stranger 2: No one wants to answer this shit.
Stranger 2: It doesn't even make sence.
Stranger 1: japan
Stranger 2 has disconnected



Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 1: omg
Stranger 2: O.o
Stranger 1: i would personally like to see penis sized nipples
Stranger 1: lol

lol indeed. These next guys go further than even I had.



Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 2: actually a good one^^
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: i dk
Stranger 2: me neither^^
Stranger 2: I'm thinking..
Stranger 2: I kno
Stranger 1: for girls the first one is better
Stranger 2: haha, yeah! :)
I choose number 2
Stranger 2: cause you could cut the nupples a bit
Stranger 2: i
Stranger 1: cut the nupples ?
Stranger 2: sorry, nipples^^
Stranger 1: but if they are wide and not long ?
Stranger 2: Hmm....
Stranger 2: Tattoo
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question = definitively answered.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:05 pm 
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fuck i love this site

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Who wins in a fight to the death? (Power Rangers aren't allowed to use Zords)
Stranger 2: Turtles FTW.
Stranger 1: You can't expect me to predict the results without giving the moisture ratios and axial tilt at that time of the year.
Stranger 2: Ah, yes, I hadn't taken that into account
Stranger 1: In a moist, hot environment sure, turtles, but that can change.
Stranger 2: True. Are we factoring what fabrics the Power Rangers are wearing?
Stranger 2: Cotton isn't the best in a humid environment
Stranger 2: But I suppose spandex is their fabric of choice
Stranger 1: Too many variables for a viable predictions.
Stranger 1: But ninja turtles are still fucking awesome.
Stranger 2: I second that notion
Stranger 2: Puny humans are no match for italian-food-consuming amphibians
Stranger 1: Seeing that your point is valid, I will now move on I hope you have a great life.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Who wins in a fight to the death? (Power Rangers aren't allowed to use Zords)
Stranger 2: TMNT
Stranger 1: The Power Rangers! >:(

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:56 pm 
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Tyson vs. Ali, not in their respective heydays, but right now. Who wins?

Stranger 2: Who cares
Stranger 2: Jesus loves them both
Stranger 1: Chuck Norris.

This website is awesome.

Also: How gay is UFC?
Stranger 1: Very
Stranger 2: Very.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:31 am 
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heheh... heheh...


Testicles : Hairy or Smooth?

Stranger 2: ...

Stranger 1: i cut myself recreationallyo

Stranger 1: recreationally*

Stranger 2 has disconnected


I also liked this one. Total conversation lasted less than 10 seconds.

Batman and Superman have a baby. Which X-man is the offspring?

Stranger 1: wolverine

Stranger 2: yep

Stranger 2: i agree

Stranger 1: as much as it pains me to even think his name

Stranger 1: because it is so overused

Stranger 2: i know right

Stranger 1: hes the exact sort of unkillable and good fighter combo that would be their offspring

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Would you rather have a nipple sized penis or penis sized nipples?
Stranger 1: japan
Stranger 2 has disconnected

I lol'd/.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:44 am 
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You must choose one: Never have sex again or never masturbate again. Which do you choose?
Stranger 1: masturbate
Stranger 2: yea i guess masturbate
Stranger 1: that was tough though
Stranger 2: lol yea it was
Stranger 1: masturbation has the benefit of numbers
Stranger 2: and its always there for you
Stranger 1: thats why
Stranger 2: but sex is funner
Stranger 1: that, plus i wanna have kids
Stranger 2: yea me too

You must choose one: Never have sex again or never masturbate again. Which do you choose?
Stranger 2: never masturbate again
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: kidding right?
Stranger 1: well ive never had sex
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: you should try
Stranger 1: one does not simply "try"
Stranger 2: lol, then what does one do?
Stranger 2: how old are you?
Stranger 1: 20
Stranger 2: so, why dont you try?
Stranger 1: I dont know, most people spend most of their live trying to get laid
Stranger 1: i just dont see that as being a life for me
Stranger 1: when i find someone i love then i will
Stranger 2: i know...but is there something wrong with you that you are unable to? i cant even count the times ive had sex. at least 3000...it may seem a lot to you, but i was engaged to someone for almost 9 yrs.
Stranger 2: sex is worth it. once you find the right person.
Stranger 2: it's better than self-help...because that is so empty.
Stranger 2: you should try to find a girl right for you.
Stranger 1: yeah its hard for me
Stranger 2: why?
Stranger 1: its not like im an unattractive guy
Stranger 1: i just get nervous
Stranger 2: i understand.
Stranger 2: but you have to be confident
Stranger 1: i know
Stranger 2: and im not saying go out and fuck a million girls. but you should try to find a nice girl...and commit to her...maybe even one of your friends.
Stranger 2: you seem nice. i think a lot of girls would like you.
Stranger 1: i do to
Stranger 2: so what's the problem?
Stranger 1: i just got to get my shit together
Stranger 2: what's out of order?
Stranger 1: well right now i would say not as outgoing as i use to be
Stranger 1: *im not
Stranger 2: why not?
Stranger 1: there are few reasons
Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 1: firstly i dont have a job and no income but thats not too big of an issue
Stranger 2: how old are you again?
Stranger 2: i dont either
Stranger 2: im 29
Stranger 1: 20
Stranger 2: you're young and just starting out and trying to figure out what you want to do right?
Stranger 1: right
Stranger 2: you have nothing to worry about. dont be so hard on yourself. where are you from?
Stranger 1: toronto
Stranger 1: i dont think im being hard on myself at all
Stranger 1: im actually very happy with my life and i look forward to the future
Stranger 2: so what's wrong?
Stranger 2: do you want to be alone forever?
Stranger 1: o not at all
Stranger 2: well, you should know...when you have sex with someone, and after you finish...being there...holding them...kissing them...and then fucking again and again, and sleeping next to them....in no way compares to your hand.
Stranger 2: ok?
Stranger 1: yeah i kind of figured that out haha
Stranger 2: and you will realize...
Stranger 2: you will
Stranger 2: anyway bud...i hope you find her soon
Stranger 1: thanks man
Stranger 2: woman
Stranger 2: you're welcome.
Stranger 1: ooops sorry!
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: no worries
Stranger 1: thank you
Stranger 2: you're welcome.
Stranger 2: good night friend
Stranger 1: you too
Stranger 1: bye
Stranger 2: bye

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Bogey wrote:
You must choose one: Never have sex again or never masturbate again. Which do you choose?
Stranger 1: masturbate
Stranger 2: yea i guess masturbate
Stranger 1: that was tough though
Stranger 2: lol yea it was
Stranger 1: masturbation has the benefit of numbers
Stranger 2: and its always there for you
Stranger 1: thats why
Stranger 2: but sex is funner
Stranger 1: that, plus i wanna have kids
Stranger 2: yea me too


That should be the ending to How I Met Your Mother.

"And that kids, is how I met your mother."

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Neon Jackal wrote:
Bogey wrote:
You must choose one: Never have sex again or never masturbate again. Which do you choose?
Stranger 1: masturbate
Stranger 2: yea i guess masturbate
Stranger 1: that was tough though
Stranger 2: lol yea it was
Stranger 1: masturbation has the benefit of numbers
Stranger 2: and its always there for you
Stranger 1: thats why
Stranger 2: but sex is funner
Stranger 1: that, plus i wanna have kids
Stranger 2: yea me too


That should be the ending to How I Met Your Mother.

"And that kids, is how I met your mother."

plot twist: bob saget's hand is the mother.

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