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 Post subject: The worst mindfuck
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:26 pm 
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Let's say you're married...

You wake up to find that your wife and your mom's brain has switched bodies. The only way to switch them back is to have sex with one of them (and yes they must be conscious) which one do you do?

Note: To the women replace Wife with Husband and Mom with Dad.
To those in non traditional relationships, take your partners gender and swap it with your parental unit of their sex.

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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:50 pm 
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Blackman! wrote:
(and yes they must be conscious)


Loophole! Viagra, chloroform myself, let them figure it out for themselves!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:51 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:43 pm 
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What Nameless said, except I was thinking more like Oxycotton or Lydicane.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:17 am 
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man, you guys are PUSSIES.

heres what you do, say "mom, i know youre in my girls body, so here is whats gonna go down so i can fix it. i am going to leave the room for like 15 minutes... I am going to come back in, and your job is to NOT TALK or make any sounds."(I assume she has the same voice, but i dont want to chance it) and then come back and fix the problem.

come on Blackman, you can do better than that...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:29 pm 
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You'd be able yo live knowing your mom knowing what it feels like to have you do her? Brave man!

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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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Look, In order to restore reality to where it is supposed to be, you have to be brave.

I mean, look at the alternative. You would end up turning your back on the women you love, in two different ways, but still. Are you Brave enough to risk that? You would totally alienate your family because of the occasional awkward moment? You sir are far braver if you can live with that kind of guilt.

its a one time deal, you have the power to restore order, just fucking sack up and do it. the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few or the one. :911::

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Look, In order to restore reality to where it is supposed to be, you have to be brave.

I mean, look at the alternative. You would end up turning your back on the women you love, in two different ways, but still. Are you Brave enough to risk that? You would totally alienate your family because of the occasional awkward moment? You sir are far braver if you can live with that kind of guilt.

its a one time deal, you have the power to restore order, just fucking sack up and do it. the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few or the one. :911::


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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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That was my basic answer. Tell the wife's body/mom's brain to not say or do anything, because the mom brain would make the wife body act mom-like, then just sex as normal... kinda.

I'd rather see my wife and pretend it's her then see my mom and know its my wife.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:38 pm 
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Plot Twist: What if this means your dad has to have sex with the one you don't choose?

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I think you're confusing gypsies with AIDS.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:27 am 
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Crashman wrote:
Look, In order to restore reality to where it is supposed to be, you have to be brave.

I mean, look at the alternative. You would end up turning your back on the women you love, in two different ways, but still. Are you Brave enough to risk that? You would totally alienate your family because of the occasional awkward moment? You sir are far braver if you can live with that kind of guilt.

its a one time deal, you have the power to restore order, just fucking sack up and do it. the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few or the one. :911::

tl;dr- GROW A PAIR AND FUCK YOUR MOM.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:22 pm 
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That's what Oedipus would've done. And that motherfucker was Alpha as fuck. Took out his own eyes, bro.

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I've been thinking about this, and I think I'd have to go the other direction, and have sex with my mom's body with my wife's mind. Mainly because no mom should know what it feels like to be fucked by her son. I assume that once the deed is done, my wife keeps the memory associated with it.

The whole thing is a no win situation, so my thinking is that with my wife's mind in my mom's body, I give the body some really unenthusiastic sex, mostly with my eyes closed. That way, my mom doesn't know what it's like to have sex with me, my wife is happy to be back in her normal body, and I don't have to live with the horror of giving really good dick to my mom's body.

Seriously, this situation sucks.

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Fuck both of them so you don't have to worry you made the wrong decision.

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Also...gypsies are cool! But don't piss them off...or they'll make you THINNER!!!! and then j00 diez

I think you're confusing gypsies with AIDS.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:16 pm 
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Morte_The_Skull wrote:
Fuck both of them so you don't have to worry you made the wrong decision.

:drmario: ^This guy.

Fuck it, bring dad in on it, too. Make it a fuckin party.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:31 am 
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Nameless88 wrote:
Morte_The_Skull wrote:
Fuck both of them so you don't have to worry you made the wrong decision.

:drmario: ^This guy.

Fuck it, bring dad in on it, too. Make it a fuckin party.

Grandma, NOOOOO

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This thread reminds me of a recent episode of Shameless US.

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illblamesum1else wrote:
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Morte_The_Skull wrote:
Fuck both of them so you don't have to worry you made the wrong decision.

:drmario: ^This guy.

Fuck it, bring dad in on it, too. Make it a fuckin party.

Grandma, NOOOOO

Take out your teeth, and mouth is now Pussy II: Electric Boogaloo.

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Nameless88 wrote:
illblamesum1else wrote:
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Morte_The_Skull wrote:
Fuck both of them so you don't have to worry you made the wrong decision.

:drmario: ^This guy.

Fuck it, bring dad in on it, too. Make it a fuckin party.

Grandma, NOOOOO

Take out your teeth, and mouth is now Pussy II: Electric Boogaloo.


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illblamesum1else wrote:
Nameless88 wrote:
illblamesum1else wrote:
Nameless88 wrote:
Morte_The_Skull wrote:
Fuck both of them so you don't have to worry you made the wrong decision.

:drmario: ^This guy.

Fuck it, bring dad in on it, too. Make it a fuckin party.

Grandma, NOOOOO

Take out your teeth, and mouth is now Pussy II: Electric Boogaloo.


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For someone who uses the ":3" emoticon way too much you're a scary motherfucker.

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Crashman wrote:
Look, In order to restore reality to where it is supposed to be, you have to be brave.

:911::

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Would you rather have sex with both of your parents, at the same time, once or watch them have sex once a day for the rest of your life?

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Would you rather have sex with both of your parents, at the same time, once or watch them have sex once a day for the rest of your life?

Can I fap?

EDIT: oh god. I finally reached that level where I'm actually disgusted by my own fucked up sense of humor. IAIMNKMFR

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