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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:02 pm 
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So I have a bunch of blank cards and just found a PDF download of a guy who sized out a printout that will be card-sized (compared to the CAH website which isn't card sized) and figured we could all come up with fun, fucked up ideas that would have us all having an awesome set of CAH.


White cards:
Gilbert Gottfried's orgasm grunt
George Bush putting his unwashed penis in Dick Cheney's Mouth
Mega Man
A rusty coat-hanger
Black Friday in Syria

Black cards:
What does Marcellous Wallace look like?
Wrestlemania's next main event: ____ vs. _____
Adam Sandler's next starring role: The Trials and Tribulations of _____
Fuck, Marry, Kill? ____, ____, or ______
The last sign of the apocalypse was ______

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Bogey wrote:
So I have a bunch of blank cards and just found a PDF download of a guy who sized out a printout that will be card-sized (compared to the CAH website which isn't card sized) and figured we could all come up with fun, fucked up ideas that would have us all having an awesome set of CAH.


White cards:
Gilbert Gottfried's orgasm grunt
George Bush putting his unwashed penis in Dick Cheney's Mouth
Mega Man
A rusty coat-hanger
Black Friday in Syria

Black cards:
What does Marcellous Wallace look like?
Wrestlemania's next main event: ____ vs. _____
Adam Sandler's next starring role: The Trials and Tribulations of _____
Fuck, Marry, Kill? ____, ____, or ______
The last sign of the apocalypse was ______


Nameless and I have come up with a bunch so far.

White Cards:
Dickbutt (The actual drawing, not just the word)
Frosted Butts (Again, the actual drawing. Friend of ours in town free-hand drew it beautifully)
Paying the Iron Price for a Klondike Bar

Black Cards:
Fuck.... I forgot what he made. Nameless, help me out here!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:26 pm 
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white card: A Bowl of Teeth

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:57 pm 
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Ritual phallic scarification.
Wearing a finger puppet on the tip of your penis.
A perforated uterus.
A cold placenta sandwich.
Catbug.
A rape whistle.

BLACK:
What your poop would sound like if it could talk.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:13 am 
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Danger zone.
And that's how you get ants.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:00 am 
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White Cards

Candy Corn and Zima

Pounding a bottle of Maple Syrup

FuckingMachines.com

Darth Vader's colonoscopy bag (This is my favorite right now, I need to make this)

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:58 am 
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Here's some Black ones that I want to try out, but I'm not sure how well they'd work:

___! ___! ___, ___! ___! With your powers combined, I am Captain ____! (Draw 5, play 6)

A rudimentary understanding of Game Theory easily justifies ____.

Pick 1, read it for both blanks:
First rule of ___, don't talk about ____.
Don't worry about ___, let me worry about ____.
(Alternately: "Don't worry about ____, let me worry about blank.")

More black cards that I have implemented and work great:
What have I got in my pocket?
The hills are alive with the sound of ____.
I love the smell of ____ in the morning.
It's ____ but not for you, Gunslinger.
___? That's a paddlin'.


White cards currently in my game/my friend's game:
The rapegangs of Turkana IV
Spawn camping the maternity wing
Penis inspection day
Dubstep
Dumpster tits
Veiny Crotchbeast
Paying the Iron Price for a Klondike Bar
Dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees
The Aristocrats!

White cards that I haven't tested out yet:
Porky Pig singing the back up vocals to C&C Music Factory's "Everybody Dance Now"
Tipping a stripper with a Sacagawea gold dollar
Gabe Newel diving into a room full of gold coins
Sending unsolicited dick pics to every woman in a 50 mile radius on OKCupid (would go well with the Game Theory black card)

Also this: http://www.reddit.com/r/cahideas/ pretty good ideas on there.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:06 am 
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Carlos Danger


I can't believe I waited so long to do that. After wednesday night, I'll post whatever white card Weird Al filled out (if he does...hopefully he does)

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:10 pm 
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___? That's a paddlin'.


Totally stealing that. I'm cracking up just thinking about it.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:09 pm 
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Sir Stank a Lot wrote:
Nameless88 wrote:
___? That's a paddlin'.


Totally stealing that. I'm cracking up just thinking about it.

I don't think anyone else in my friend group down here gets that reference, though. But, I love that black card haha.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:46 am 
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Black card: What does the fox say?

White card: Having sex with a dead guy in a dark public restroom, 37 dicks, Psychic nipples, the back of a volkswagon, Walt Flannigan's dog

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Black card ideas:

When this baby hits ____, you're gonna see some serious ____.

Hello? Yes, this is _____.

White card ideas:

Sandpaper tongue

Your friend's band's demo cassette

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:03 pm 
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Crashman wrote:
Black card: What does the fox say?

White card: Having sex with a dead guy in a dark public restroom, 37 dicks, Psychic nipples, the back of a volkswagon, Walt Flannigan's dog

To go along with your Kevin Smith theme there... Black Card: What's a Nubian?

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illblamesum1else wrote:
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Black card: What does the fox say?

White card: Having sex with a dead guy in a dark public restroom, 37 dicks, Psychic nipples, the back of a volkswagon, Walt Flannigan's dog

To go along with your Kevin Smith theme there... Black Card: What's a Nubian?


YES! White Hatin Coon!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:23 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:24 pm 
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Black card: "It's Morphin' Time! MASTODON! PTERODACTYL! TRICERATOPS! SABER TOOTH TIGER! _______!"

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:33 pm 
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I can confirm, that if anyone here has bought the "Bigger Blacker Box," you are in possession of a secret card. Open the lid and feel the inside of the top. You should feel something card shaped. You have to cut or tear the inner lining of the box to get it out. It's a white card, printed in shiny, metallic silver font.... Biggest, blackest dick.

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illblamesum1else wrote:
I can confirm, that if anyone here has bought the "Bigger Blacker Box," you are in possession of a secret card. Open the lid and feel the inside of the top. You should feel something card shaped. You have to cut or tear the inner lining of the box to get it out. It's a white card, printed in shiny, metallic silver font.... Biggest, blackest dick.


I do have the bigger, blacker box. Now it is time to check for a special card

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