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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:37 pm 
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illblamesum1else wrote:
why did it take 54 pages to solve this problem :cookieshuh:


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illblamesum1else wrote:
why did it take 54 pages to solve this problem :cookieshuh:


solved?? :cookieshuh:


blamesum's gone gay

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:29 pm 
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by solved, i meant, got to the bottom of.

seriously.

dicks are gross.

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illblamesum1else wrote:
by solved, i meant, got to the bottom of.

seriously.

dicks are gross.

I'm going to level with you guys here. I love women. I love the female form, I love breasts, I love the way a woman's hips are proportioned, I love female facial features, and just in general I find everything physical that is specific to women to be aesthetically very appealing.

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I think vaginas are sort of gross. Like, I use and appreciate them, and they do all sorts of things for me that I really like, but on a basic aesthetic level they kind of look like an open wound to me. The first time I saw a vagina I was not happy to find out that was what they looked like.

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Morte_The_Skull wrote:
illblamesum1else wrote:
by solved, i meant, got to the bottom of.

seriously.

dicks are gross.

I'm going to level with you guys here. I love women. I love the female form, I love breasts, I love the way a woman's hips are proportioned, I love female facial features, and just in general I find everything physical that is specific to women to be aesthetically very appealing.

EXCEPT

I think vaginas are sort of gross. Like, I use and appreciate them, and they do all sorts of things for me that I really like, but on a basic aesthetic level they kind of look like an open wound to me. The first time I saw a vagina I was not happy to find out that was what they looked like.

be a man; grow a pair. get in there.

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S1eepy wrote:
Morte_The_Skull wrote:
illblamesum1else wrote:
by solved, i meant, got to the bottom of.

seriously.

dicks are gross.

I'm going to level with you guys here. I love women. I love the female form, I love breasts, I love the way a woman's hips are proportioned, I love female facial features, and just in general I find everything physical that is specific to women to be aesthetically very appealing.

EXCEPT

I think vaginas are sort of gross. Like, I use and appreciate them, and they do all sorts of things for me that I really like, but on a basic aesthetic level they kind of look like an open wound to me. The first time I saw a vagina I was not happy to find out that was what they looked like.

be a man; grow a pair. get in there.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I have absolutely no issue with that. Just, on a basic aesthetic level, as something to look at, I find them fairly unappealing.

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Morte_The_Skull wrote:
S1eepy wrote:
Morte_The_Skull wrote:
illblamesum1else wrote:
by solved, i meant, got to the bottom of.

seriously.

dicks are gross.

I'm going to level with you guys here. I love women. I love the female form, I love breasts, I love the way a woman's hips are proportioned, I love female facial features, and just in general I find everything physical that is specific to women to be aesthetically very appealing.

EXCEPT

I think vaginas are sort of gross. Like, I use and appreciate them, and they do all sorts of things for me that I really like, but on a basic aesthetic level they kind of look like an open wound to me. The first time I saw a vagina I was not happy to find out that was what they looked like.

be a man; grow a pair. get in there.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I have absolutely no issue with that. Just, on a basic aesthetic level, as something to look at, I find them fairly unappealing.

meat doesn't exactly look very appealing, but tons of people still stick that in their face.

belly buttons are weird.

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illblamesum1else wrote:
by solved, i meant, got to the bottom of.

seriously.

:awesome:

S1eepy wrote:
Morte_The_Skull wrote:
illblamesum1else wrote:
by solved, i meant, got to the bottom of.

seriously.

dicks are gross.

I'm going to level with you guys here. I love women. I love the female form, I love breasts, I love the way a woman's hips are proportioned, I love female facial features, and just in general I find everything physical that is specific to women to be aesthetically very appealing.

EXCEPT

I think vaginas are sort of gross. Like, I use and appreciate them, and they do all sorts of things for me that I really like, but on a basic aesthetic level they kind of look like an open wound to me. The first time I saw a vagina I was not happy to find out that was what they looked like.

be a man; go gay.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:53 am 
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Vaginas may look like a wound but look at a dick. Really? That's the best design they could come up with.
Dicks look dumb, goofy, and ugly. Vaginas at least look like they belong on a body where as a dick looks like some extra part that just sort of got added to dangle there.

Neither sex organ is very visually pleasing but vaginas are far more aesthetically pleasing than a penis.

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You're still not off the hook for the subliminally phallic avatars...

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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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they do? i should have married one of them

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Pretty vaginas are hard to come by. That's why I like the one website I frequent constantly; their models maintain themselves.

PM me if you want a link. Warning : It's expensive. I usually join once a year when I have free time and set my computer to DOWNLOAD THE WORLD!!!

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gimp wrote:
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fuck bitches make money

they do? i should have married one of them

Don't you make money by training them? :coookieesssss:
(get it because that word means two different things I'm really funny)

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Morte_The_Skull wrote:
gimp wrote:
Fallout wrote:
fuck bitches make money

they do? i should have married one of them

Don't you make money by training them? :coookieesssss:
(get it because that word means two different things I'm really funny)

Women are pokemon? :psyduck:

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Nameless88 wrote:
Morte_The_Skull wrote:
gimp wrote:
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fuck bitches make money

they do? i should have married one of them

Don't you make money by training them? :coookieesssss:
(get it because that word means two different things I'm really funny)

Women are pokemon? :psyduck:

I meant that Gimp trains dogs.

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Pretty vaginas are hard to come by. That's why I like the one website I frequent constantly; their models maintain themselves.

PM me if you want a link. Warning : It's expensive. I usually join once a year when I have free time and set my computer to DOWNLOAD THE WORLD!!!


The website wouldn't happen to be metart would it?

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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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Morte_The_Skull wrote:
Nameless88 wrote:
Morte_The_Skull wrote:
gimp wrote:
Fallout wrote:
fuck bitches make money

they do? i should have married one of them

Don't you make money by training them? :coookieesssss:
(get it because that word means two different things I'm really funny)

Women are pokemon? :psyduck:

I meant that Gimp trains dogs.

Bullshit. He lives in Australia. Everyone knows all the animals in Australia are so deadly that they must be Pokemon.

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Gimp trains Arcanine, then.

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i'm a gym leader in the australia region. i give out the Apathy badge to anyone who beats my dogs in a gym battle.

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Blackman! wrote:
LocrianDm wrote:
Pretty vaginas are hard to come by. That's why I like the one website I frequent constantly; their models maintain themselves.

PM me if you want a link. Warning : It's expensive. I usually join once a year when I have free time and set my computer to DOWNLOAD THE WORLD!!!


The website wouldn't happen to be metart would it?


kink.com

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