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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:57 pm 
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At the beginning of this month, Noel started having weird baby dreams and for whatever reason was really talking about conceiving and such. More than usual, but its nothing bad. Anyone who knows me knows I want to be a daddy so having a baby does not anger me or talking about it even.
So last Wednesday Noel just happened to take a pregnancy test. I had no idea she was doing this by the way. I just noticed she had vanished so i went to find her. She was in the bathroom looking confused. I was like "whats up?" "Well, you're gonna think im crazy, but i just took this pregnancy test and I think it has a second line, but its really faint." I saw it too. it WAS faint, but the box did say "faintness could vary". So she took the other one that came with it. It had the same very faint line. We hugged, but she was not convinced. We brought out the two tests and showed our roommates. They both saw the lines too. Noel then quickly went to get another test by a different brand. Those came back the same. So that was 6 positives. We were pretty sure that they couldnt be lying, but during the next week Noel took another one just to reassure herself. We didnt want to tell anyone until we had a doctor give her a test and give an official term. Well we got it today and she's preggers! Im really excited/nervous. More nervous if its a girl, but you know.

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saw this on facebook twice already. OLD. :coookieesssss:

Congrats to the two of you, though. The world will be gaining a new nerd!

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Congrats to you two.

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I think you'll both be amazing parents, congratulations :D

Are you going to keep the gender a secret, or do you want to know?

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i wanna know!

I already have a great boy name... but for a girl, im clueless.... some noteables include Mara Jade, Scarlet, Terra, but i dunno...

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Congrats again Crash! You two are gonna be great, I hope you don't pull a Hook and ghost on us, but I'll understand completely (family>internet friends).

As for female names, if you're going down that road I think Athena would be the great, it's beautiful and Athena is awesome in any story she's involved in

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Congrats again Crash! You two are gonna be great, I hope you don't pull a Hook and ghost on us, but I'll understand completely (family>internet friends).

As for female names, if you're going down that road I think Athena would be the great, it's beautiful and Athena is awesome in any story she's involved in

Penelope is good for similar reasons.

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Blackman! wrote:
Congrats again Crash! You two are gonna be great, I hope you don't pull a Hook and ghost on us, but I'll understand completely (family>internet friends).

As for female names, if you're going down that road I think Athena would be the great, it's beautiful and Athena is awesome in any story she's involved in

Penelope is good for similar reasons.


Agreed on both. Although one caveat, if you do have a girl named Penelope I will insist on pronouncing it pen-uh-lope

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'Grats Jessie! I'll try to think some girls name ;)

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Here. There's a bunch of girl names. Pick one. :awesome:

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Dadrar is you!

make sure your kid starts off on atari; then every year or so drag out one of your old consoles and pretend that this shit just came out. his/her face would be lulz when they realize you were playing Skyrim while they thought centipede was the ultimate in technology. that's at least what i'd do.

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Dadrar is you!

make sure your kid starts off on atari; then every year or so drag out one of your old consoles and pretend that this shit just came out. his/her face would be lulz when they realize you were playing Skyrim while they thought centipede was the ultimate in technology. that's at least what i'd do.

Great idea in theory, but you'd have to make sure your kid never gets any friends. Because I'm sure by the time the kid is old enough to play video games, everyone else will be talking about Call of Duty 8: Marines Vs Nazi Zombie Alien Ghosts on the PS5.

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make sure your kid starts off on atari; then every year or so drag out one of your old consoles and pretend that this shit just came out. his/her face would be lulz when they realize you were playing Skyrim while they thought centipede was the ultimate in technology. that's at least what i'd do.

Great idea in theory, but you'd have to make sure your kid never gets any friends. Because I'm sure by the time the kid is old enough to play video games, everyone else will be talking about Call of Duty 8: Marines Vs Nazi Zombie Alien Ghosts on the PS5.

i was playing them proficiently by the time i was 3. there's plenty of time for it.

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congratulations *manly handshake*. mine's two months old now, starting to interact. so cute. i'm holding her while i type one-handed.

if Noel is breastfeeding make sure the midwives/nurses show her how to latch the baby on correctly right from the start or she has a good chance of developing mastitis (like my gf) which is excruciating and requires a few days in the hospital on an antibiotic drip. the bany needs to have the whole nipple (inc areola around it) with "fish lips" (suck the back of your hand and think about how your lips are shaped if you don't get it).

time to go, i made her cry


edit: wow this is pretty early to be spreading the news isn't it? how many weeks?

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we think about 6 weeks or so... and yes we agree we were very impatient... but its my first one and i am WAY too excited.

as for S1eepy, I was thinking about that, or at least compiling a list of must play games from each generation.

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congrats again

and no consideration of Zelda/Aran?

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Blame mentioned Zelda on Facebook. :awesome:

I think that's a pretty awesome girl's name. Even if it wasn't associated with the video game, it's still a cool name. Z is an underrated letter.

Are there any other girl names that start with a Z? :cookieshmm:


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Besides Zelda, these are all terrible. :cookieshuh:
http://www.aussiethings.com.au/babynames/zgirl.htm

"Uhhh, let's just replace the S with a Z. Fuck it. :coookieesssss: "

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girls names are hard. i had heaps of boys name choices, one girls name.
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we think about 6 weeks or so... and yes we agree we were very impatient... but its my first one and i am WAY too excited.

I think that the percentage of miscarriage is much higher before 12 weeks, hence why people keep it to themselves or just their family. I told my mum and she went and told everyone. You're not in your 40s or anything though so fingers crossed you're not that unlucky.
Well now you know your penis works. I know I was stoked.

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yeah, i mean at the very least, we know we are fertile. But yeah, we did kinda jump the gun.

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One girl name I plan on using is Alanna, I just love the way it sounds

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yeah, i mean at the very least, we know we are fertile. But yeah, we did kinda jump the gun.

It's hard not to, we broke the news a few weeks early, being young and healthy

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Congrats and such!

My brother just had a kid. They're pretty neat.

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