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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:17 am 
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look obviously my kid would win in a fight, let's move on

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:13 am 
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um, my baby has been training in baby hexagon death cage for weeks now. she has defeated the following. Bears, dogs, droids, jawas, sea horse, other babies, alligators, daleks, fish, and cats.

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Batman, is your son wearing a Manos: The Hands of Fate themed shirt?


No

He's wearing a Manos: The Hands of Fate themed onsie

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:28 am 
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TheBatman wrote:
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Batman, is your son wearing a Manos: The Hands of Fate themed shirt?


No

He's wearing a Manos: The Hands of Fate themed onsie

EVEN BETTER


I've gotta say. If we had a poll, between the bear mittens and the Manos onesie, my vote goes towards The Child Of The Bat.

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Also...gypsies are cool! But don't piss them off...or they'll make you THINNER!!!! and then j00 diez

I think you're confusing gypsies with AIDS.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:13 am 
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Weeel, hang on, Jack's just been born. Give him enough time to grow into his onesies, he's got some awesome ones, haha.

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For someone who uses the ":3" emoticon way too much you're a scary motherfucker.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:59 am 
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Get him some Trumpy pajamas and a plushie of Torgo and we'll see.

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Also...gypsies are cool! But don't piss them off...or they'll make you THINNER!!!! and then j00 diez

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:04 am 
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ITT:: Dress your babies to Morte's amusement.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:21 am 
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ITT:: Dress your babies to Morte's amusement.

DO IT

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Also...gypsies are cool! But don't piss them off...or they'll make you THINNER!!!! and then j00 diez

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:03 am 
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You wanna know what's a gross phrase? mucus plug :drmario: My sister "lost" hers this morning, and I'll be an uncle by Saturday night. :D

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That is a pretty gross phrase, haha.

Also, gratz! First time being an uncle, right?

Oh, shit, I just remembered who your sister is. Your younger sister, right? I always forget that I knew your sibling when I was growing up, haha.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:19 pm 
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That is a pretty gross phrase, haha.

Also, gratz! First time being an uncle, right?

Oh, shit, I just remembered who your sister is. Your younger sister, right? I always forget that I knew your sibling when I was growing up, haha.

and now you'll never forget mucus plug :drmario:.

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Morte_The_Skull wrote:
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ITT:: Dress your babies to Morte's amusement.

DO IT

c'mon. dooooooo it. this would be excellent blog material. morte could write as a pompous judge critiquing runway models. think along the lines of maddox tearing children's art apart.

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S1eepy wrote:
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ITT:: Dress your babies to Morte's amusement.

DO IT

c'mon. dooooooo it. this would be excellent blog material. morte could write as a pompous judge critiquing runway models. think along the lines of maddox tearing children's art apart.

I see no reason why this is a bad idea.

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there's no such thing as an excellent blog, that's like an X rating for video games.

now x-rated video games - that would be excellent. beats filming the birth, that's for sure.

Also since this is totally the right place, what is up with that? yuck.

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we didnt film our birth, luckily, as I was too busy holding her right leg back and dodging the kill bill spraying blood.

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we didnt film our birth, luckily, as I was too busy holding her right leg back and dodging the kill bill spraying blood.

holy shit :lol:

i was holding her hand and talking in her ear since the midwives were basically ignoring her completely. she's having a home birth this time, we wanted to last time but we didn't have a home (we were staying with family after moving out of a baby-unfriendly house).

Indigo came out kind of sideways so she got stuck at her shoulders for a couple of contractions (presumably from lying on a hospital bed). I think that's the first time I've said that to anyone lol. it's private, who are you filming it for? It's not like you can forget it - and if you need so many drugs that you do you probably want to. :coookieesssss:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:23 pm 
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yeah, They had to pull Betsy out with what appeared to be salad tongs.

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yeah, They had to pull Betsy out with what appeared to be salad tongs.

forceps? how hi-tech. they turned indy around with their hands.

They have vacuums too (like a suction cup on the head). Say it with me now: Vacuum birth.

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yeah, They had to pull Betsy out with what appeared to be salad tongs.

That's what fucked up Stallone's face at birth! You could have had a baby that looked like Rambo fucked a Cabbage Patch doll!

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Took long enough, but my nephew has arrived! Christopher Owen Walker, 7 lbs 12 oz, 21 inches, fucking adorable, even when he's only an hour old. :P
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weeing Betsy off of the bottle. She is down to one a day, which is really something. she eats almost anything we give her which is cool too.

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aw shes so big now

http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/ :lol:

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indigo laughs at any joke we tell to each other with a sarcastic tone ^-^

she's also loved parody for a couple of months now.

all kids understand irony from birth of course.

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