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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:29 am 
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and sometimes they have really good comedic timing themselves.

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and sometimes they have really good comedic timing themselves.


a couple days ago, I decided to introduce Jack to dance via Skrillex. He promptly took a massive shit.

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introduce Jack to dance via Skrillex.
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and sometimes they have really good comedic timing themselves.


a couple days ago, I decided to introduce Jack to dance via Skrillex. He promptly took a massive shit.

I believe that's what the kids call "dropping the bass"

Also, there's a joke here about the beat being filthy...oh, and that was it. Well done, me.

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Crashman wrote:
and sometimes they have really good comedic timing themselves.


a couple days ago, I decided to introduce Jack to dance via Skrillex. He promptly took a massive shit.

I believe that's what the kids call "dropping the bass"

Also, there's a joke here about the beat being filthy...oh, and that was it. Well done, me.

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Bea had her 20 wk ultrasound today. I'm having a son.

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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:26 am 
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Awesome! Congrats!

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have you picked out a name yet?

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most likely he's Jasper Yossarian Quills, though Bea is reading Catch 22 atm and can probably be convinced to go with Yossarian for a first name, which would throw all of my middle name ideas off since we'd probably go for something more common. I like Yossarian Scramble Suit Quills. :awesome:

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Yusarian!

the inevitable nickname of Yos actually sounds pretty awesome.

how about Yossarian Umar Quentin Quills? then his initials would be YUQQ.

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Yusarian!

the inevitable nickname of Yos actually sounds pretty awesome.

how about Yossarian Umar Quentin Quills? then his initials would be YUQQ.

Yossarian Ubik Quills is top of the list atm actually, we're not crazy about it though.

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We're going with Jasper Yossarian Quills, using Yoss as a nickname instead of Jay or something.


We were just telling Indigo about crocodiles and how big they are. I showed her this photo:

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And she yelled YIKES! and took a few steps backwards and stood there with her hand in front of her mouth. Then i showed her:

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and got the same reaction. :3

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ha ha!

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Yesterday, I was watching "Big Cat Diaries" with Jack on Animal Planet, and two awesome things happened.

First, the guy is sitting in his Jeep and a cheetah climbs up on it and takes a shit on the dude through his sun roof. Single best thing I've ever seen on Animal Planet. When this happens, Jack squeals with excitement and starts jumping up and down in his bouncer. I've never seen anyone happier about watching someone get shit on.

Shortly thereafter, the guy's watching a cheetah hunt and it grabs a really big wildebeest, really too large for the cheetah to be able to take down solo, but he manages to get it down. The host exclaims "AWESOME! SHE GOT I!" Jack squeals and spins around and slaps the the little globe we have on his jumper and I hear "C - CAT!"

I know it was a fluke, but holy shit, I saw the stars align and it was awesome.

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ugh.. too drained to write much, but after my whole family got sick and spent the night puking Bea went to hospital having contractions. long story short, indigo and i cant visit because we'll make people sick, and Jasper was born maybe 2.5 hours ago. there's a photo on my facebook, i'll post it (and others) here when i can. oh and it's father's day.

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Holy crap, gratz! Now get some sleep man.

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Jasper Yossarian Quills born 2.4kg at 6:10pm 01/09/2013

he's 5, 5.5 weeks early. everything seems to be fine and dandy, they should be good to come home fairly soon. I don't know when i'll get to see him, indigo and i are both still a bit sick.

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Very happy for you guys!

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Date of birth: January 9th, 2013. BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND THAT'S HOW THINGS WORK. :911::

Seriously, though, congrats on the person you made with your balls.

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Date of birth: January 9th, 2013. BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND THAT'S HOW THINGS WORK. :911::

Seriously, though, congrats on the person you made with your balls.


:911:: 11/9 NEVR FGGET

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Jasper Yossarian Quills born 2.4kg at 6:10pm 01/09/2013


*5.3 pounds on dinner 09/01/13

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All the baby stuff reminded me that I haven't really talked about it much

Been at this for a year, wow

Here we are staffing Otakon and wearing badass WWE shirts

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Love these days.



Had this video up on the laptop, Jack started watching, so we recorded this.


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