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 Post subject: Official Confessional
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:16 pm 
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How about a place to say your deepest secrets, if you want. Anything from "I used to jizz in my sisters coffee" to " I don't really like Firefly much." No judgement, and it will feel good in your soul.

Ill go first.

So a long time ago, a girl said i smelled good wearing AXE body spray... so since then i typically use AXE products, body washes, loofas, spray, hair gel (on occasion) You know, the full gambit. I realize it is typically a douche bag brand... but its what i know....

Anyways... So i was shopping the other day and smelling the body washes. I found one i liked a lot so i tossed in my cart. I used it for like a week... it was great! Then i just happen to be looking at it and noticed what it said... "AXE: Anarchy II for Her." FOR HER.... FOR HER

What the fuck... So now i smell like a woman all the time? 1. why was it in the dude smell section and 2. why do they even have to designate? Why cant the bottle just say "Here is some shit to make you clean, sniff it and see if you like it, if not try another flavor"

Why are there dude smells and girl smells?
So for a day i decided i wasnt going to use it... but then i was like "Well, i made the bed, now to lie in it"

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I pretty much exclusively use women's shampoo, soaps, etc. I prefer to smell a way that I find pleasant. Women seem to dig it as well, but really that's not even a factor in my purchases. Men's hygiene products are ludicrous.

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I too use a lot of Axe products. I used to really like Dark Temptation but now I find it a little too sweet smelling. I switched to Apollo. The body wash isnt nearly as strong smelling as the sprays are, and even the sprays, if used moderately, aren't too bad. Avoid using it like all the douches I went to high school with who smelled like they used the spray as a substitute for showering, and Axe really isn't that bad. I think it gets its bad rep from those assholes who smell like a chemical plant, and from the USE THIS AND PUT YOUR DICK IN GIRLS advertising... the products themselves? Not too shabby. :cookieshmm:

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 8:13 pm 
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See! i already feel better after confessing. :D

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I got some AXE pomade once and it was the worst pomade

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I got some AXE pomade once and it was the worst pomade

The styling products can be a bit weak, in my experience. I bought their "messed up look" hair cream and it sucked, and then their spiking glue, which wasnt strong enough because i have thick hair. but the spiking glue served as a better "messed up" than the other one did, so I kept it for that.

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And here I was hoping for some juicy stuff and all I got was tales about stank from a can.

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Axe is good. I've used it ever since they gave out free samples on campus when the brand first came out. I gathered up a supply that lasted almost 2 years just from the free stuff.

Here's a confession - When I'm grocery shopping, I always buy a small supply of deli meat, sliced think. Not because I like it sliced thick, or that I really need a lot (1/4 lb usually), but they give you samples, even if it's sliced thick. I usually try 2 or 3 before choosing. Free snack, yo.

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I carpool with my roommates to work, but their schedules aren't quite in synch with mine, so I end up having about an hour to kill in Bellevue before work. The other downside is I have to get up early enough that I usually feel rushed and don't have time to take my morning shit.

The solution I have found is that every morning I walk into Trader Joe's, loiter for a bit (and try any free samples they have), and then take a huge shit in their bathroom before leaving. I have seriously never bought a single item from Trader Joe's, but I am close to a daily visitor just for shitting purposes.

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I carpool with my roommates to work, but their schedules aren't quite in synch with mine, so I end up having about an hour to kill in Bellevue before work. The other downside is I have to get up early enough that I usually feel rushed and don't have time to take my morning shit.

The solution I have found is that every morning I walk into Trader Joe's, loiter for a bit (and try any free samples they have), and then take a huge shit in their bathroom before leaving. I have seriously never bought a single item from Trader Joe's, but I am close to a daily visitor just for shitting purposes.

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I've never seen Top Gun.

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I never liked Top Gun

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I never liked Top Gun

I think it's alright, but largely overrated.

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i bought an iPhone 5c..... and i absolutely love it... (Vine is so much fun)

Yeah... i dont really feel bad about it either, and i have already been attacked by android users... i used to have an android and im sorry, i like this new phone... granted its still super fresh, but it has given me a great first impression.

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Nameless88 wrote:
I've never seen Top Gun.


Me too, brother.

When people find out, they give me so much crap about it. At this point, I kind of don't want to see it anymore. It doesn't even look that great.

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i bought an iPhone 5c..... and i absolutely love it... (Vine is so much fun)

Yeah... i dont really feel bad about it either, and i have already been attacked by android users... i used to have an android and im sorry, i like this new phone... granted its still super fresh, but it has given me a great first impression.


Vine is available for Android! Granted, it took six months for the Android version to come out, which is ridiculous.

I don't think anybody should give anybody crap over phone choice. I prefer Android, because I like the ridiculous amount of customization I can do. Not talking themes or anything dumb, I'm talking about actual features.

Apple, though, is pretty awesome at letting everybody else try new things, learning from that experience, and polishing up and delivering an awesome user experience.

It's all just personal preference.

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I never played Ocarina of Time. Or Majora's Mask. At least not for more than a half hour at a time, and never anywhere close to completion. The last Zelda game I saw through to the end was A Link to the Past.

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I feel Ocarina of Time is overrated.

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my android could NEVER use Vine for some reason, so i dunno.

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whoa...

ha ha... Well to help your point... Minish Cap is underrated.

Still WW is my favorite, and i love the HD even more.

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Me too, brother.

When people find out, they give me so much crap about it. At this point, I kind of don't want to see it anymore. It doesn't even look that great.


I kind of want to not ever watch it, just so I can play "Never Have I Ever" and get everyone else drunk. :coookieesssss:

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I feel Ocarina of Time is overrated.


It set the framework for Majora's Mask and all the other 3D Zelda games. Doesn't make it the best, but it does make it important to the rest of the series.

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ABBA's "Dancing Queen" is easily among my favorite songs of all time.

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Neon Jackal wrote:
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I carpool with my roommates to work, but their schedules aren't quite in synch with mine, so I end up having about an hour to kill in Bellevue before work. The other downside is I have to get up early enough that I usually feel rushed and don't have time to take my morning shit.

The solution I have found is that every morning I walk into Trader Joe's, loiter for a bit (and try any free samples they have), and then take a huge shit in their bathroom before leaving. I have seriously never bought a single item from Trader Joe's, but I am close to a daily visitor just for shitting purposes.

:lol:


You have joined the elite ranks of the homeless that frequent the library. That being said, I also do this at Michaels and Hobby Lobby. They tend to keep their bathrooms pretty clean.

Top Gun is overrated.

Ocarina of time was quite nice, but playing through more than once seemed pointless to me.

"Dancing Queen" feels good. Eat me if you don't like it.

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I went into detail in an upcoming 8Bit podcast (shameless plug) but I recognize it's importance. It just hasn't aged well. If the majority of the press and fans claim it's perfect and it's not well, that's overrating it.

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I went into detail in an upcoming 8Bit podcast (shameless plug) but I recognize it's importance. It just hasn't aged well. If the majority of the press and fans claim it's perfect and it's not well, that's overrating it.


At the time, I believe it was perfect. But that's mostly because that style hadn't been overdone at that point. Now every Zelda game has the same type of interface, so naturally it would be improved upon.

It's like Mario 3 vs the new Wii and Wiiu games. Yes, Mario 3 was fucking amazing, but that doesn't mean I won't recognize the awesomeness of the latest games.

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I don't think it's overrated, as long as you keep it in the context of "in 1998." It introduced a lot of concepts that are pretty standard now in 3D games.

Now, greatest game "of all time" would be overrating it for sure, and so would "greatest Zelda game"

But when you look at 3D games from that era, it certainly blew a lot of things out of the water.

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I know at the time, I'd never played/seen anything like it.

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