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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:15 pm 
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It's like the random thought thread, but with just song lyrics. Post whatever you want, and if the next person wants to try to continue yours, then that's cool, or they can post a new set! So, yeah, let's get things started with......OutKast!

Me and your daughter...gots this thang goin on
You say it's puppy love,
We say it's full grown.
Hope that we feel this...feel this way forever.
You can plan a pretty picnic,
but you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson.

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Princess Morrison wrote:
let me take you on a fucky ride


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't know why that's so funny, but it is!

Anywho, to continue what you said:

Now the smoke is in the air,
Martel & Coke has got me there.
And we wonder why you're high?

Song switch!

You see it all around you,
Good lovin' gone bad.
And usually it's too late when you,
Realize what you had!

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uh .. . .

it's hard to snorggle narble zous
with all these marbles in my mouth.


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hiiigher than the sky were
hiiiigher than the sky, sky, sky...

sorry, this song actually just ran in my stereo so.....

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Fly by night away from here!
Change my life again
Fly by night goodbye my dear!
My ship hasn't come in and I just can't pretend.

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We are building a religion
We are bulding it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes
We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains.

To resist is is useless
It's useless to resist it
His ciggarette is burning
But he never seems to ash
He is grooming his poodle
He is living Comfort Eagle
You can meet at his location but you better come with cash
Now his hat his on backwards
He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music business
He is calling you DUDE!

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Here they come to steal my soul (Ghost Train!)
Wait it out until I know (Ghost Train!)
Trying not to feel like... (Ghost Train!)
Moving up until I go go (Ghost Train!)
She was not... (Ghost Train!)
Trying to hear in my heart (Ghost Train!)
Trying not to feel like... (Ghost Train!)
Moving up until I'm taught to your side (Ghost Train!)

Yeah...that would be Ghost Train by Gorillaz :P

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YEAH TOAST!


No really, that's part of a song. XD

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Cid_Highwind wrote:
YEAH TOAST!


No really, that's part of a song. XD


Yeah Toast from the Bob And Tom show?! That song is amazing :P

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Actually it's Heywood Banks, but yeah, he's been on B&T ;)

It's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass!

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Collapsing under it's own weight, the sky burns out

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YOU'VE GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO PAAARRRRTY!

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Take me
Take me in your arms, my love
And rape me
I'm behind your rage
I know you love me
And always will

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Ooo Eee Ooo Ahh Ahh Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

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i'm drunk
and right now i am so in love with you
and i don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do
lay my hands on Heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars
while the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car
nothing quite like the feel of something new

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All you trekies and TV addicts, don't mean to dis don't mean to bring static. All you Klingons in the fuckin' house grab your backstreet friend and get loud.

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It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'long the side of me

I'm mean 'n i'm bad, y'know i ain't no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
And so i figured i might
Just drink a little beer
I said, "gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no reply
'cause she was gone...

"where's those titties that i like so well
'n my goddamn beer!"
Is what i started to yell, then i heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil...he's about this big...

He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared i knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, "you sonofabitch!"
'cause i was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
'n started cleanin' his fang
So i shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, "put it away...
You know, i ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?"
You ate my chrissy? "titties 'n all!"
Well, what about the beer then, boy? "were the cans
This tall?"
Even her boots? "would i lie to you?"
Shit, you musta been hungry! "yes, this is true."
Well don't they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
"well, you know, i can't complain when the checks come through..."

Well i want my chrissy, 'n i want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

"blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! i mean, i am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? i suppose you noticed this little
Contract here..." yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
"don't call me that"
That's about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass i'll sign...
'cause i need a beer, 'n it's titty-squeezin' time

"man, you can't fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls i had...
Why there was milhous nixon 'n agnew, too...
'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you..."

Well, let's make a deal if you think that's true
I mean, you're the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
"wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me..."

"that's very, very true
I'm only interested in two things
"yeah?"
See if you can guess what they are"

"i would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky..."

"i'll give you two clues. let go of your pickle"

"what?"

"let go of your pickle!"

"i'm not holding my pickle"

"well, who's holding your pickle then?"

"i don't know...she's out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

"i'm only interested in two things, and that's
Titties and beer
You know what i mean?
"what?"
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!"
Titties and beer!"
"i don't know if you're the right guy?"
Titties and beer!"
Titties and beer!"

"no! don't sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin'...all around the world

She said "i got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And i'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, i took off to my pad
I swear i do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear i do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear i do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear i do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear i do declare, how did she get back there?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:39 pm 
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Cid_Highwind wrote:
All you trekies and TV addicts, don't mean to dis don't mean to bring static. All you Klingons in the fuckin' house grab your backstreet friend and get loud.


I'm sorry, that doesn't do The Beastie Boys justice.

All you Trekkies and TV addicts, don't mean to dis don't mean to bnring static. All you Klingons in the fuckin' house grab your backstreet friend and get loud. Blowin' doors off hinges, I'll grab you with the pinchers, and no I didn't retire. I'll snatch you up with the needle nose pliers. Like Mutual of Omaha, got the ill boat you've never seen before. Gliding in the glades, and like Lorne Green you know I get paid. Like caprese with the basil, not goofy like Darren or Hazel, I'm a mother fucking Nick at Night with classics rerunning that you all know all right. Now remain calm no alarm cause my farm ain't fat, so what's up with that? I've got friends and family that I respect when I think I'm too good they put me in check. So beleive when I say I'm no better than you, except when I rap so I guess it ain't true. Like that y'aal and you just don't stop, guaranteed to make your body rock. CHECK-CH-CHECK-CHECK-CHECK-CH-CHECK IT OUT WHAT-WHA-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT WORK-WA-WORK-WORK-WORK-WA-WORK IT OUT LET'S TURN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PARTY OUT I said, "Doc, what's the condition? I'm a man that's on a mission." He said, "Son, you'd better listen! STUCK IN YOUR ASS IN AN ELECTRICIAN!" Like a scientist, mmmm when I'm applying this method of controlling my mind like Einstein and the Rappin' Duke combined. Hey baby bubba now what the deal? I didn't know you go for that mass appeal. Some call it salugi, some hot potato I stole your mic and you won't se it later, 'cause I work magic like a magician I add up like a mathematician. I'm a bank cashier, engineer, I wear cotton but I don't wear sheer. Shazam! and Abracadabra! In the whip I'm gonna cruise past ya. Yo money, don't chump yourself. Put that shit back on the shelf. Light rays blazin' you're out of phase and my crews amazin'. We're workin on the record yo so stay patient. CHECK-CH-CHECK-CHECK-CHECK-CH-CHECK IT OUT WHAT-WHA-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT WORK-WA-WORK-WORK-WORK-WA-WORK IT OUT LET'S TURN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PARTY OUT I go by the name of The King Adrock. I don't wear a cup nor a jock nor a thong. I bring the shit that's beyond bizarre, like Miss Piggy, "Who moi?" I am the one with the Clientele. You say, "Adrock, God you rock so well." I've got class like Pink Champale. MCA grab the mic before the mic goes stale. Don't test me. They can't arrest me. I'll fake right cross-over and shoot lefty. You look upset yo calmdown. You look like Cable Guy dunked off of your crown. I flow like smoke out a chimney. You never been me. You wanna rap but what you're making ain't hip hop B. Get your clothes right out the dryer. Put Armor All up on your fire. Sport that fresh attire. Tonight we goin' out set the town on fire. Set the town ablaze. Gonna stun and amaze. Ready to throw a craze. Make your granny shake her head and say. "Those were the days." CHECK-CH-CHECK-CHECK-CHECK-CH-CHECK IT OUT WHAT-WHA-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT WORK-WA-WORK-WORK-WORK-WA-WORK IT OUT LET'S TURN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PARTY OUT

~ The Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out ~

And it's actually close to a huge runon sentence like in this post. Ask Stank, he'll agree.

But it's damn cool. 8)

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Cid_Highwind wrote:
YEAH TOAST!


No really, that's part of a song. XD

that's an AWESOME song
oh and

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match
Take it from me
She's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you


Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

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ROOOHHHHHH!!! CHILD PREY, ROOOOHHHH CHILD PREY, ROOOOOH CHILDPREY!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:06 pm 
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I'm Prime,
Cut,
Miggety-Mo' Macdaddy, whazzup,
I said a-Gizzabang, boom boom boom, diggity Dog,
I said a-Dog, a-Dog, a-diggity Dog.
Fall to your knees please, breathe deep, and watch the reparee.
Forget chillin' out, you really need to deep freeze.
The only way the mike changed is that you covered it with stink.
It's time to say goodbye cuz you're clearly the weakest link.
Better luck next time boy because you're better off dead.
Let's call it curtains like whatever the hell's on your head.
Can't wait to see the look on your lipless face
When I rap your punk ass right outta this place.
My name is Prime Cut.
You ain't got no rhyme, you gonna lose big time,
Cuz no MC has ever survived goin' up against Prime.

Audio!!!!
Prime Cut Miggity Mo Mack Daddy Jizzabang Doggy Dogg Dogg is my hero.

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You remind me of the baby
What baby? the baby with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the baby

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew:


What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs' tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said
Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free

I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try
What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew



Dance magic, dance
Jump magic, jump

Put that baby spell on me (ooh)

You remind me of the baby
What baby? the baby with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the baby

Dance magic, dance, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic, dance magic, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic

What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs' tails
Thunder or lightning
Something frightening

Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby make him free
Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Jump magic, jump
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby

Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Slap that slap that baby make him free
Dance magic, dance


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