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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:39 am 
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...

In no-longer-pretty cities there are fingers in kitties.
There are warrants, forms, and chitties and a jackboot on the stair.
Sex and death and human grime, in monochrome for one thin dime,
But at least the trains all run on time but they don't go anywhere.
Facing their Responsibilities either on their backs or on their knees
There are ladies who just simply freeze and dare not turn away
And the widows who refuse to cry will be dressed in garter and bow-tie
And be taught to kick their legs up high in this vicious cabaret.

At last! The 1998 Show!
The ballet on the burning stage.
The documentary see
Upon the fractured screen
The dreadful poem scrwled upon the crumpled page...

There's a policeman with an honest soul that has seen whose head is on the pole
And he grunts and fills his briar bowl with a feeling of unease.
But he briskly frisks the torn remains for a fingerprint or crimson stains
And endevours to ignore the chins that he walks in to his knees.
while his master in the dark nearby inspects the hands, with a brutal eye,
That have never brushed a lover's thigh but have squeezed a nation's threat.
But he hungers in his secret dreams for the harsh embrace of cruel machines
But his lover is not what she seems and she will not leave a note.

At last! The 1998 Show!
The Situation Tragedy
Grand Opera slick with soap
Cliffhangers with no hope
The water-colour in the flooded gallery...

There's a girl who'll push but not shove and is desperate for her father's love
She believes the hand beneath the glove maybe one she needs to hold.
Though she doubts her hosts moralities she decides she is more at ease
In the Land Of Doing What You Please than outside in the cold.
But the backdrop's peel and the sets give way and the cast gets eaten by the play
There's a murderer at the Matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and actors too are uncertain if the show is through
And with side-long looks await their cue but the frozen mask just smiles.

At last! The 1998 Show!
The torch-song no one ever sings
The curfew chorus line
The comedy divine
The bulging eyes of puppets strangled by their strings

There's thrills and chills and girls galore, sing-songs and surprises
There's something hear for everyone, (reserve your seat today)
There's mischief and malarkies but no queers or yids or darkies
Wwithin this bastard's carnival, this vicious cabaret.

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I am so alike you
In so many ways
I know I’m just a copy
That carries on the strain
But, we make the same mistakes
‘Cause, we are one and the same
We leave behind the stain
That will never separate

All the lies in me
All that dies in me
How can I live without you?
All that lies in me
All that dies in me
How can I live without you?

I am your mirror image
I’m all you left behind
You made me what I am
But who the hell am I?
But, we make the same mistakes
‘Cause, we are one and the same
We leave behind the stain
That will never separate

All the lies in me
All that dies in me
How can I live without you?
All that lies in me
All that dies in me
How can I live without you?

We’ve made the same mistakes
We are one and the same
How can I live

Do you think of me?
Do you dream of me?
I always dream about you
Do you think of me?
Do you dream of me?
I always dream about you

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:17 pm 
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sometimes i imagine that i would like to be
a knight in shining armour in a castle by the sea

a knight in shining armour with a princess by my side
i'd have a magic feather and a horse that i could ride
and the king would say "sir ernie, you're so handsome and so brave
please rid us of this dragon breathing fire in his cave."

and i'd get on my horse and i'd start to ride
i'd travel my way through the country side
id come at last to the dragon's cave
and i'd yell "mr dragon you'd better behave"
and the dragon would be so scared of me
that he'd run away and the kingdom would be free

and i'd tip my hat
imagine that
imagine that
imagine that.

sometimes i imagine that i would like to be
a daring bold explorer sailing far across the sea

I'd set out on a sailing ship to find a distant land
i'd gaze across the ocean with my telescope in hand
and the captain would say "ernie, there's a big storm drawing near
you're our finest bravest sailor; you must grab the wheel and steer!"

and i'd grab the wheel in the wind and the rain
id steer the ship through the hurricane
id guide the ship with a steady hand
id lead the way toward a brand new land
id spy the land lying safe and near
and i'd yell "land ho!" and the crew would cheer

and i'd tip my hat
imagine that
imagine that
imagine that.

sometimes i imagine that i would like to be
a person who's named earnie who looks quite a lot like me

who likes the things that i like and who does the things i do
and i don't have to imagine because im ernie. me, that's who.

and i'd tip my hat
imagine that
imagine that
imagine that.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:38 am 
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Without a warning you broke my heart, takin it baby, tore it apart
And you left me standin in the dark, said your love for me was dyin.

Come on baby, baby please come on baby, cause Im on my knees.
Turn on your lights let it shine on me shine on your love light
Let it shine on me let shine, let it shine, let it shine.

When I get lonely in the middle of the night
And I need you darlin to make things all right

So come on baby, baby please and Im beggin you baby cause Im on my knees,
Turn on your lights let it shine on me
Turn on your love light let it shine on me
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.

Without a warning you broke my heart, takin it baby, tore it apart
And you left me standin in the dark, shine your love for me was dark.

Come on baby, baby please come on baby, cause Im on my knees.
Turn on your lights let it shine on me shine on your love light
Let it shine on me let shine, let it shine, let it shine.

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Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding.
In the case of NWA versus the police department,
prosecuting attorneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube, and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order.! Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,
and nothin' but the truth so help your black ass?

Ya god-damn right!

Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority.

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one,
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun,
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail,
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell.

Fuckin' with me 'cause I'm a teenager,
With a little bit of gold and a pager.
Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product,
Thinkin' every nigga is sellin' narcotics.

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin' in the Benzo.
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape!
To tape off the scene of the slaughter,
Still can't swallow bread and water.

I don't know if they fags or what,
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts.
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none.
But don't let it be a black and a white one,
'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top,
Black police showin' out for the white cop.

Ice Cube will swarm,
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform.
Just 'Cause I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me.
Ha.
A young nigga on a warpath,
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath,
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say.

Fuck the police (4X)

Example Scene 1:
Pull your god-damn ass over right now!
Aw, shit, now what the fuck are you pullin' me over for?
'Cause I feel like it! Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up!
Man, fuck this shit.
Alright smart ass, I'm taking your black ass to jail!

M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident?

Fuck tha police and Ren said it with authority.
because the niggaz on the street is a majority,
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the motherfuckin' weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law,
wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw.

Lights start flashin behind me,
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me.
But that shit don't work, I just laugh,
Because it gives em a hint, not to step in my path.

To the police I'm sayin fuck you punk,
Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk!
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand,
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand.

But take off the gun so you can see what's up,
And we'll go at it punk, and I'ma fuck you up.

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass,
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast.
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime.
But I'm a smoke 'em now, and not next time.

Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me,
Or any assho' that threatens me.
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope,
Takin' out a cop or two, they can't cope with me.

The muthafuckin' villain that's mad,
With potential to get bad as fuck.
So I'm a turn it around.
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound:
[gunshots]
Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the 'gat.

Takin' out a police would make my day,
But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say.

Fuck the police (4X)

[knock knock knock]
Yeah man, watchyou need?
Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest. (aw shit, aw shit).
Get down and put your hands up where I can see em. (Move, motherfucker move!)
Man, what did I do?
Just shut the fuck up and get your muthafuckin' ass on the floor. (Shut the fuck up!)
But I didn't do shit!
Man, just shut the fuck up!

Eazy-E, why don't you step up to the stand and tell the jury how you feel 'bout the bullshit?

I'm tired of the muthafuckin' jackin'
Sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shackin,
Shining tha light in my face, and for what,
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt.

I kick ass, or maybe 'cause I blast,
On a stupid-assed nigga when I'm playin' with the trigga,
Of any Uzi or an AK.
'cause the police always got somethin' stupid to say.

They put up my picture with silence,
'cause my identity by itself causes violence.
The E with the criminal behavior,
Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor.

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin' to get shot,
By me, or another nigga.
and with a 'gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger.
[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]

And as you all know, E's here to rule.
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror,
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb muthafucka with a gun.

And if I'm rollin' off the 8, he'll be tha one,
That I take out, and then get away.
And while I'm drivin' off laughin,
This is what I'll say.

Fuck the police (4X)

The Verdict:
The jury has found you guilty of bein' a redneck, whitebread, chickenshit muthafucka.
Wait, that's a lie! That's a goddamn lie!
Get him outta here!
I want justice!
Get him the fuck out my face.
I want justice!
Out, right now!
Fuck you, you black motherfuckersssss!

Fuck the police (3X)

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I love that song.

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That song is fucking amazing, moreso to me and my friends recently due to the apparent uprise of about a hundred more shitty cops in our town than we need. Because lord knows we don't have enough people pulling over every young person who looks like either a minority or a stoner (double shitty for my friend who looks like Jewish John Lenon, who has now been pulled over 4 times in the last month for "looking suspicious).

So yes, FUCK DA POLICE

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:16 pm 
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I rapped that song after drinking some helium in front of some cops last night, every one loved it

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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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I rapped that song after drinking some helium in front of some cops last night, every one loved it

Including the cops?

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Also...gypsies are cool! But don't piss them off...or they'll make you THINNER!!!! and then j00 diez

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:34 pm 
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they had a good laugh (alsoI kinda befriended them before I did that)

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Also, really hope the soundtrack CD for the movie is the stuff from the actual movie, because this might be the first soundtrack I've actually bought from a movie since like...fucking Pokemon The First Movie. Yeah, I bought it, I was like 12 when it came out, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


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*wonders where Blackman lives where cops will be amused by a black man singing a song about hating the police*


Anyway, random lyrics



I plot your rubric scarab,
I steal your satellite
I want your wife to be my
Baby tonight, baby tonight

I choose to steal what you chose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You're mine for the taking
I'm making a career of evil

Pay me I'll be your surgeon
I'd like to pick your brain
Capture you inject you
Leave you kneeling in the rain
Kneeling in the rain

I choose to steal what you chose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You're mine for the taking
I'm making a career of evil

I'd like your blue eyed horseshoe,
I'd like your emerald horny toad
I'd like to do it to your daughter on a dirt road

And then I'd spend your ransom money,
But still I'd keep your sheep
I'd peel the mask youre wearing,
And then rob you of your sleep
Rob you of your sleep

I choose to steal what you chose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You're mine for the taking
I'm making a career of evil

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Morte_The_Skull wrote:
*wonders where Blackman lives where cops will be amused by a black man singing a song about hating the police*


Anyway, random lyrics



I plot your rubric scarab,
I steal your satellite
I want your wife to be my
Baby tonight, baby tonight

I choose to steal what you chose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You're mine for the taking
I'm making a career of evil

Pay me I'll be your surgeon
I'd like to pick your brain
Capture you inject you
Leave you kneeling in the rain
Kneeling in the rain

I choose to steal what you chose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You're mine for the taking
I'm making a career of evil

I'd like your blue eyed horseshoe,
I'd like your emerald horny toad
I'd like to do it to your daughter on a dirt road

And then I'd spend your ransom money,
But still I'd keep your sheep
I'd peel the mask youre wearing,
And then rob you of your sleep
Rob you of your sleep

I choose to steal what you chose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You're mine for the taking
I'm making a career of evil


Career of Evil <3

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(sung to the melody of Metroid - Kraid's Lair)

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We have come to wreck your fun and draw a veil before the sun.
You’ll feel you’ve won, in days to come, the lottery’s inver-si-on.
The luck you knew from days of yore, you’ll take for granted nevermore, and...

See like us, feel like us, think like us! (Come and join with us!)
Be like us, eat like us, drink like us! (Come on back for more!)
Live like us, breathe like us, kill like us! (Hover over all!)
Steal like us, stay like us, move like us! (Evil overall!)

I could never be as one of you there’s simply too much in the world of man I care about.
Frankly I’m appalled that you would even think that I could ever wanna be what you’re about!
Killing the joy of a girl and a boy who for some reason think that the world is good. Tell me more…

You think you are happy now. You’ll know true joy when you learn how
To suck the joy from others’ lives and thereby make yours twice the size.
Despite the fact it started small, you’ll double infinitesimal, and...

See like us, feel like us, think like us! (Come and join with us!)
Be like us, eat like us, drink like us! (Come on back for more!)
Live like us, breathe like us, kill like us! (Hover over all!)
Steal like us, stay like us, move like us! (Evil overall!)

Now I’m having second thoughts about the things you say you wanna do to others of my race.
Having had a chance to mull it over I am coming to a wholly better time and place.
Leave me alone, they have done me no harm and I’ll not sacrifice them for my gladness anymore…

Oh, how quaint, you think you have a say in how your soul is salved.
Go on and get some help from friends. You’ll be beside us in the end.
We’ve seen your kind; they always fold. It’s best to join before you’re old, and...

See like us, feel like us, think like us! (Come and join with us!)
Be like us, eat like us, drink like us! (Come on back for more!)
Live like us, breathe like us, kill like us! (Hover over all!)
Steal like us, stay like us, move like us! (Evil overall!)

What if I decide to take a vow and never interact with any other human being?
Then I wouldn’t have to worry 'bout the consequences of the ways I might have ever been.
If it’s between me and them, then I guess that I’ll just have to sacrifice myself, or else you’ve won… No!

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We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin each and every place with the mic in their hand
New York, NJ, N.C., VA
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin each and every place with the mic in their hand
Oaktown, L.A., San Fran, St. John

People give your ears so I be sublime
It's enjoyable to know you and the concubine
Niggaz, take off your coats ladies, act like GEMS
Sit down, Indian style, as we recite these hymns
See, lyrically I'm Mario Andretti on the mo-mo
ludicrously speedy, or infectious with the slow-mo
Heard me in the eighties, J Beez on the promo
On my never endin quest to get the paper on the caper
But now, let me take it to the Queens side
I'm takin it to Brooklyn side
All the residential Questers to invade the way
Hold up a second son, cuz we almost there
You can be a black man and lose all your soul
You can be white and blue but don't crap the roll
See my shit is universal, if you got knowledge and dolo
Of delf for self, see there's no one else
Who can drop it on the angle, acute at that
So, do that, do that, do do that that that(come on)
Do that, do that, do do that that that(OK)
Do that, do that, do do that that that
I'm buggin out, so let me get back cuz I'm wettin niggaz
So run and tell the others cuz we are the brothas
I learned how to build mics in my workshop class
So give me this award, and let's not make it the last

We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin each and every place with the mic in their hand
Chinatown, Spokane, London, Tokyo
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin each and every place with the mic in their hand
Houston, Delaware, DC, Dallas

Back in '89, I simply slid into place
Buddy, buddy, buddy all up in your face
A lot of kids was bustin rhymes but they had no taste
Some said Quest was wack, but now is that the case
I have a quest to have the mic in my hand
Without that, it's like Kryptonite and Superman
So Shaheed come in with the sugar cuts
Phife Dawg's my name, but on stage, call me Dynomutt
When was the last time you heard the Phifer sloppy
Lyrics anonymous, you'll never hear me copy
Top notch baby, never comin less
Sky's the limit, you gots to believe up in Quest
Sit back, relax, get up out the path
If not that, here's the dancefloor, come move that ass
Non-believers, you can check the stats
I roll with Shaheed and the brotha Abstract
Niggaz know the time when the Quest is in the jam
I never let a statue tell me how nice I am
Comin with more hits than the Braves and the Yankees
Livin mad phat like an over sized Bam-bi
The wackest crews try to dis, it makes me laugh
When my track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft
So, next time that you think you want somethin here
Make somethin deffer, take that garbage to St. Elsewhere

We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin each and every place with the mic in their hand
S.C., Maryland, New Orleans, Motown
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin each and every place with the mic in their hand
Chinatown, Spokane, London, Tokyo
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin each and every place with the mic in their hand
Houston, Delaware, DC, Dallas
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin each and every place with the mic in their hand
New York, NJ, N.C., VA

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Location: One Day's Brain Flight From Earth
Andy Samberg: Oh, dang
Justin Timberlake: What is it, dawg?
AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day
JT: Didn’t get a gift for her
AS: Other plans got in the way
She’ll be so disappointed
JT: Damn, I forgot it too
AS: This could have been avoided
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My mom’s been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left
AS: Cold
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test
AS: I know just what you mean
My mom’s been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Both: Hold up
AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it, dawg?
JT: It’s time for a switcheroo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown-women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean
‘Cause I’m a motherlover
You’re a motherlover
We should f— each other’s mothers
JT: F— each other’s moms
You’ve seen that place that you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that sh– is crazy
F— each other’s moms
Both: ‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a mother’s night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you, ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my motherlover
AS: I’m layin’ in the cut, waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera
I’m gonna make your mama do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom
JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both: Sho ’nuff
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-d—y-style
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They’ll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day
‘Cause I’m a motherlover
You’re a motherlover
We should f— each other’s mothers
JT: F— each other’s moms
I’ll push in that place
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that sh– is crazy
F— each other’s moms
AS: Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
JT: It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
AS: I’ll let you do my mother
Make me another brother
And I’m gonna do your mother
I’ll never use a rubber
JT: Oh!
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a mother’s night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you, ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my motherlover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world, so I’mma sex her right
This is the second-best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my motherlover

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Some worship me like a god
Some think I’m just a low life sleaze
So I’m a god or maybe a sleaze
Either way you’ll end up on your knees
Shut your mouth and don’t flatter yourself
I don’t give a fuck about what you really need
All I want is the sex
All I want is your sex
All I want is her sex
Where’s my goddamn drink?
You’ve got a pretty mouth
So get down and stay down where you belong
On your knees
I don’t want to have to hit you again

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(Epic Intro Full of Metal, Win, and Awesome)

Tonight we ride
on clouds of fire

We sit with gods
Our death's desire

We fear no mortals
In these worlds

The gift we give you
Is your soul

Fly with us tonight

(More Epic Guitarness)

Fly with us tonight

(Even more Epic Guitar)

... Well you get the idea. :D

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The Donut song from Splosion Man, seriously, once this song gets in your head it refuses to leave... or pay rent!

"Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
Let's eat just one or two-oo

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
You and I should share a few-oo-oo

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts (Go)

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts....

Gimme Crullers and Vanities
Comfits and Fritters and Long Johns please
Don't hold back, I almost been passed out
I need me some yum yums and some cream filled rounds

You wanna get fancy I'm right there with ya
Let's get some Fasnachts and some Croquembouches
You wanna keep it simple I'll take a Jelly Roll
But just don't ev' forget about the sprinkles oh-ho!

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Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
Let's eat just one or two-oo

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
You and I should share a few-oo-oo

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts (Go)

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts...."

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The Donut song from Splosion Man, seriously, once this song gets in your head it refuses to leave... or pay rent!

"Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
Let's eat just one or two-oo

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
You and I should share a few-oo-oo

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts (Go)

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts....

Gimme Crullers and Vanities
Comfits and Fritters and Long Johns please
Don't hold back, I almost been passed out
I need me some yum yums and some cream filled rounds

You wanna get fancy I'm right there with ya
Let's get some Fasnachts and some Croquembouches
You wanna keep it simple I'll take a Jelly Roll
But just don't ev' forget about the sprinkles oh-ho!

-------------------------------------

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
Let's eat just one or two-oo

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
You and I should share a few-oo-oo

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts (Go)

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts...."


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Strapping Young Lad
Satan's Ice-cream Truck

c'mon little kiddies
have i got a treat for you.
at first it tastes all yummy,
then you start to turn blue

[chorus:]
i'll be back again next week.
bring your friends, we'll have an ice cream treat
mom don't like it, but he don't give a fuck
kids come running for satan's ice cream truck

come on, and ask you mommy
your pennies are in hand
if you need more than your tummy,
you can get inside my van

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Lady Madonna, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet
Who find the money when you pay the rent
Did you think that money was heaven sent

Friday night arrives without a suitcase
Sunday morning creeping like a nun
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlegs
See how they run

Lady Madonna, baby at your breast
Wonders how you manage to feed the rest
Pa pa pa pa...
See how they run

Lady Madonna lying on the bed
Listen to the music playing in your head

Tuesday afternoon is never ending
Wednesday morning papers didn't come
Thursday night you stocking needed mending
See how they run

Lady Madonna, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet

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Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single
I hope you like it

Wealthy men hired me, to sing
this song that they wrote for me, they're investing
in this pricey music video, and they're paying
to get it played on the radio (on the radio)
and they're gonna sell a million (a million)
yes, it's gonna go platinum

'Cause they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is
"ooh baby", "i love you", or
"girl, i need you in my world".
Yes, they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find
a sexually attractive man that can sing
all the words

And now the token rap verse
that doesn't make any sense
but helps it get a small percentage
of the urban music market

Hey baby, baby i can tell
that you are crazy, crazy
shake that ass girl,
my rhymes are gettin lazy, lazy
these things i'm talkin bout have
nothin to do with the song baby
it don't matter
won't you show me that thong baby?
That's how it works
in the pop music industry
2009 mother fucker
that's just how it be

'Cause they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is
"ooh baby", "i love you", or
"girl, i need you in my world".
Yes, they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find
a sexually attractive man that can sing
all the words

Now I'm singing with my gay voice
to let you know i am sensitive
Oh yea, i'm singing with my gay voice
teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice)
and you know i wanna

(make money money, make money money, make money) x3
Rich men makin money off of
their investments
ooo it's so sexual baby

Girl, i love you so much.
I wish we could be together
unfortunately we can't cause
im rich and famous and you're not
but why dont you just go buy my album?
...and tell your friends about it to
so they also go out and buy it

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Haha, I just watched that.

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I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say its me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...ecch!
Its here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
Thats why Im in such exquisite agony.

My soul is on fire,
Its aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire
When we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Evry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the masochism tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say well never part.
I know too well
Im underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, its my heart.
Burp, Excuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that youre mine,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

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JENOCIDE AND ... DEADBORN
+ BORN AND ... DEAD
SUICIDE + MR'BONE + DEAD
Stupid people, listen be careful
These go with you destroy yourself!
Desire to burst of yourself
Psychoanalysis tart of yourself
Vanilla shake hus complex
Treatment blood is dripping down

TO SLAY

My struggle is like
GIVE RISE TO SUICIDE
GIVE RISE TO ART
GIVE RISE TO DEAD

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