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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:50 pm 
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/beliefs.html

"We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they should do is buy a suit and a tie. If the individual is a female, then a dress not raised over an inch above the knee is acceptable. Clothing is perhaps the most important thing about being a Christian. If one is not properly clothed and fully representative of what God would want them to appear like... well then, that person is probably not saved. Our motto is "get saved, get to a Christian Clothing store, and get fitted for the kingdom." A man should dress and act like a man, and a woman should dress and act like a submissive female helpmate." -- The Site

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:52 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:55 pm 
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This site has been reposted for about 5 years, but still full of lulz :D

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Sanctusorium wrote:
a woman should dress and act like a submissive female helpmate." -- The Site


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Further below that it says if you don't dress in the proper attire you'll be fined $300 :lol:

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What, we're over fig leaves now?

Fuck I'm so behind, I'll just wait for them to be retro.

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Sanctusorium wrote:
a woman should dress and act like a submissive female helpmate." -- The Site


8========D :awesome:



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TheBatman wrote:
Sanctusorium wrote:
a woman should dress and act like a submissive female helpmate." -- The Site


:awesome:


if it were socially acceptable i'd say i have no problems with that. bitches get what they deserve; gettin' us kicked out of the garden n' shit.

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I..... has an idea.

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TheBatman wrote:
Sanctusorium wrote:
a woman should dress and act like a submissive female helpmate." -- The Site


8========D :awesome:



Fixed'


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Christian Capitalists Corp (what this religion should be called). I'm sure this religion is gov't sponsored...


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S1eepy wrote:
TheBatman wrote:
Sanctusorium wrote:
a woman should dress and act like a submissive female helpmate." -- The Site


:awesome:


if it were socially acceptable i'd say i have no problems with that. bitches get what they deserve; gettin' us kicked out of the garden n' shit.

uhhh you did just say that.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:31 am 
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then that must mean it's socially acceptable.

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S1eepy wrote:
then that must mean it's socially acceptable.

you say what we're all thinking :buddy:

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This site has to be a joke...read the section on why tampons are unacceptable.

Lol'd hard at "Satan's Coton Finger" :awesome:

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Nameless88 wrote:
This site has to be a joke...read the section on why tampons are unacceptable.

Lol'd hard at "Satan's Coton Finger" :awesome:


In their terms of service:

"Within this section, the words "The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd.," "we," and "us" refer to The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd, which is the owner of landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com and which holds the right to transmit on landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com (the "Site") all of the materials contained in the Site. The word "Materials" refers to any word, sound, image, file, data, or anything else contained in or generated by the Site. All content on landoverbaptist.org is protected by federal copyright laws. The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction."

I kinda figured the ads would give it away...

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